What do we do with paid trolls on The Coli?

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

He's Paid opposition to excite progressive voters.

 

[New Jeruzalem Journalist]

No way they havent spent at least 15000 hours reading, researching, editing, spamming, quoting, highlighting, going to reddit and reading and quoting, going through mentions for this site. Then they pull old posts/threads of theirs to use in their answers at times.

I say "they" because I just cant fathom 1 person dedicating that much time to it. Im serious when I say this, if it is truly 1 person at the reigns, Nap would be better off just running for office. This is too much for so little return on investment.

This. We've said it plenty of times but it's literally impossible for one person to create the amount of posts that they do. You're insane if you think the Nap account is a single human being.

I don't get the endgame regardless though. I refuse to believe The Coli is nearly as trafficked or influential to make doing what they do worth the effort.

*edit*

Also, putting that piece of shyt account on ignore is singlehandedly the best thing I've done on this site to enhance the experience here.

 

[Paper Boi]

i think Nap has multiple benefactors

 

[ill]

He's Paid opposition to excite progressive voters.

It's quite possible. He also proudly proclaims that he was the first to talk about Russian collision...something the Hillary campaign also had an early jump on

 

[the cac mamba]

one of the greatest mysteries in coli history

there's so many theories between his identity and invincibility, who knows what the real story is

is he a team of indians based in new delhi and hired by the DNC? is he really just one poster, who manages to juggle being a biochemist by day/successful atlanta DJ by night while spamming almost a quarter million posts on a message board?

the world may never know

 

[Reality Check]

Since he's not going to be permabanned for some reason, there should be a note stickied to the top advising people posting in this forum to put Nap on ignore.

 

[Champion]

It's hilarious that people think Nap is getting paid to be on here all day. He clearly has nothing better to do with his time and posting on here is probably the highlight of his day.
Put him on ignore and let that man live.

 

[get these nets]

That ignore button.

I think I miss about a third or more of the threads here because if it's created by a person on ignore the thread is not visible.

Dudes are paid trolls, but they help stir controversy and GENERATE TRAFFIC. Mods tolerate them for that reason.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I collect my $750 in Soros bucks every two weeks

Nap, if I'm not right then answer a couple simple questions without trolling. My case as already demonstrated is too tight, so if you can't answer you're admitting the validity of my premise.

1) What time did you wake up this morning?

2) I just catalogued that you, at bare minimum, have dedicated 4000-6000 hours to posting on here. And you post on other boards too, potentially with similar effort. How is that possible without being paid? When you could even work? Are you independently wealthy yet find posting here most important?

3) Why do you continuously post via Twitter links rather than regular independent statements? Why do you so frequently spam 5-10 Twitter comments saying the exact same thing in different ways, often even by the same person?

4) You've been voted WOAT multiple times, you have the deepest negs on the site, hundreds of people have you on ignore, and your comments are so annoying that they are almost certainly counterproductive. The majority of your comments get no engagement at all. So what possible motivation to do have to devote that energy in this particular place?



Can you answer those questions are you going to confirm that I'm too close to the truth to engage them honestly?

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Nap, if I'm not right then answer a couple simple questions without trolling. My case as already demonstrated is too tight, so if you can't answer you're admitting the validity of my premise.

1) What time did you wake up this morning?

7ish?

2) I just catalogued that you, at bare minimum, have dedicated 4000-6000 hours to posting on here. And you post on other boards too, potentially with similar effort. How is that possible without being paid? When you could even work? Are you independently wealthy yet find posting here most important?

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3) Why do you continuously post via Twitter links rather than regular independent statements? Why do you so frequently spam 5-10 Twitter comments saying the exact same thing in different ways, often even by the same person?

I post from authoritative voices that issue quippy faster refutations of bullshyt than lengthy articles that you all clearly don't read the details of

4) You've been voted WOAT multiple times, you have the deepest negs on the site, hundreds of people have you on ignore, and your comments are so annoying that they are almost certainly counterproductive. The majority of your comments get no engagement at all. So what possible motivation to do have to devote that energy in this particular place?

Its a web forum. Why would I chase popularity. I post what I want. Say what I want. Share what I want.

Are you so starved for relevancy that you think e-tags matter?

Can you answer those questions are you going to confirm that I'm too close to the truth to engage them honestly?

Diagnose why you care so much about a username on a political sub-forum on a hip hop forum

 

[Black Panther]

Pretty sure dude is on the spectrum.

His posting frequency seems indicative of hyperfocus, a common symptom of autism spectrum disorder, as well as ADD/ADHD. (I have adult ADD, so I recognize the pattern.)

Nap's posting history and patterns seem impossible for one person to do...until you factor in mental illness.

It'd also explain his inability to understand social cues. He doesn't post like someone who has good social skills.

 

[Rice N Beans]

Since he's not going to be permabanned for some reason, there should be a note stickied to the top advising people posting in this forum to put Nap on ignore.

I'm sure he could be endlessly bushed, considering mods have that power I believe? The problem, moderation even seems to be against that idea....

 

[Professor Emeritus]

7ish?

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You have been posting since 2am PDT this morning. If that was 7am your time, then you either live on the eastern end of Argentina/Brazil/Chile, or somewhere deep in the center of the Atlantic Ocean.

What time zone are you really posting from then?

I post from authoritative voices that issue quippy faster refutations of bullshyt than lengthy articles that you all clearly don't read the details of

No one knows who these shytty Twitter personalities are that you're always trying to big up. You frequently post people that literally no one else here ever posts. You frequently post multiple messages from one person, or multiple posts from different people that say the exact same thing.

So the "authority" argument doesn't work. No one here considers those to be authoritative voices. Which supports my supposition - you're being paid to promote them, either by them or by someone who wants to push them.

Its a web forum. Why would I chase popularity. I post what I want. Say what I want. Share what I want.

Because no one spends a work-day worth of energy, every single day, on a useless enterprise that brings no benefit at all. People here don't like you, aren't influenced by what you say, and show that in numerous ways. Why would you post so intensely somewhere you're not wanted, unless you have a motive or benefit?

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

You have been posting since 2am PDT this morning. If that was 7am your time, then you either live on the eastern end of Argentina/Brazil/Chile, or somewhere deep in the center of the Atlantic Ocean.

What time zone are you really posting from then?

Quit being a weirdo and asking about my sleep pattern... unless you sign up for my onlyfans

No one knows who these shytty Twitter personalities are that you're always trying to big up. You frequently post people that literally no one else here ever posts. You frequently post multiple messages from one person, or multiple posts from different people that say the exact same thing.

OK?

So the "authority" argument doesn't work. No one here considers those to be authoritative voices. Which supports my supposition - you're being paid to promote them, either by them or by someone who wants to push them.

Or I like the statements they say?

I wish I was getting paid.

Do you know how I can get paid?

Because no one spends a work-day worth of energy, every single day, on a useless enterprise that brings no benefit at all. People here don't like you, aren't influenced by what you say, and show that in numerous ways. Why would you post so intensely somewhere you're not wanted, unless you have a motive or benefit?

I enjoy being here.

Or am I on a mission?

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Pretty sure dude is on the spectrum.

His posting frequency seems indicative of hyperfocus, a common symptom of autism spectrum disorder, as well as ADD/ADHD. (I have adult ADD, so I recognize the pattern.)

Nap's posting history and patterns seem impossible for one person to do...until you factor in mental illness.

It'd also explain his inability to understand social cues. He doesn't post like someone who has good social skills.

I r slow