What are y'all vetting processes before deciding to go raw?

[O.T.I.S.]

Smell

Then visual inspection

Then underwear on floor inspection



Sometimes you cant smell until you already up in there


At that point I settle for head just to let them know.

 

[Vodun]

Normally I have to fukk a few times with lots of talking to go raw

 

[Black Mamba]

Vetting?



Im glad I aint never caught shyt in my wild days and yes I loved NOT PULLING OUT
I just assumed me being drunk as hell would negate any thing plus they was all university bytches so I was like they clean I guess?
I know stupid ass reasoning

Sucks it happened to you bruv

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Yall dumb af for going in any chick raw that you not in a relationship with

Infected hoes get into relationships too
Most people don't ask to see the paperwork before going steady

I'm different though,I need to see STD results before the first date

 

[Still Benefited]

Its probably already been mentioned,but the earwax in a vagina to see if it burns her is a method used by many.


We strongly recommend dont smash women who are clean shaven,or keep a buzzcut downstairs. As well as never cleanshave your own pubes as a man,if that doesnt go without saying. This will dramatically decrease your odds

 

[TRUEST]

def Should_I_Go_Raw() -> bool:
    return Do_I_Want_Her_Pregnant()

Shouldigoraw(“puccy-stank”)
Shouldigoraw(“breath-stank”)

 

[Deafheaven]

Its probably already been mentioned,but the earwax in a vagina to see if it burns her is a method used by many.


We strongly recommend dont smash women who are clean shaven,or keep a buzzcut downstairs. As well as never cleanshave your own pubes as a man,if that doesnt go without saying. This will dramatically decrease your odds

Man yall do everything except the simplest thing for this (asking to see her std panel)

 

[LuuqMaan]

I’m dead at the shiesty in the clinic

Bruh turned around and gave him

 

[beenz]

HIV test negative the rest be lil shyt so I'm not too worried but they talkin bout it's gonna take a week to get the results back for the other shyt smh. i know damn well what this lil itch is they could've just gave me them pills so i can be on my way but nah apparently they want you to suffer for a week before they give you what you need. fukkin stupid.


@beaniemac you seem to be a bit older than me and not nearly as reckless, but just in case you were ever wondering don't ever go to the free clinic in Roseland breh. the shyt i just experienced people would legit think is ducktales. like for instance they put me in a room with exposed needles, cotton balls with blood on it, used nitrile gloves etc. sprawled over the counter. didn't even clean up the goddamn exam room before i got in there. to make matters worse she gon instruct me to pull my move out, as I'm doing it she grab all that shyt barehands, throw it away, then turn the water on. i swear on my mother's grave this bytch didn't use ANY soap and just ran her hands under the water for less than ten seconds then grabbed paper towel.

so now I'm sitting there wit my manhood exposed talkin bout some mam I'm going to need you to wash your hands again but use soap this time. she get an attitude tb she washed them already but she'll do it again. this time she put some soap on but still just holds her hands under the water for a few seconds and turns it off. at this point I'm like fukk it she finna put on gloves anyway but it was just the ignorance that had me in disbelief. cause why i gotta argue wit somebody grandma about washing they hands with my jimmy out like, what the fukk are we doing right now lady ???




i think it's one on 63rd too but last time i went there they shoved a giant cotton swab up my dikk, fukk allat I'll just pee and wait.

Spoiler: pic of sheisty breh from my point of view

just casually chilling in the clinic looking war ready is crazy to me, yet this mf had the audacity to turn ALL THE WAY AROUND to stare at me after she got done telling my business. i really got a love /hate relationship with my city istg

man naw she always run to the bathroom before we fukk she probably had ph wipes and all kinda shyt to mask it, but i was only pounding on her for a few minutes when I pulled out to change positions and that's when i saw the vagina mucus on my dikk

I'd NEVER go to roseland hospital. I work for a group of hospitals, and our closest hospital is closer to my crib than there anyways.

and yeah, I'm in my 40's so most likely older than u.

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

Was the mucus yellow ??or Cottage cheese like,,

it takes up to a month to show HIV breh, get tested again in a couple months hopefully you haven't wasted away by then


no nestle crunch either? you're golden. roll the dice if the p*ssy was good hit her raw once moe. we protected by the blood of the lamb.

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

HIV test negative the rest be lil shyt so I'm not too worried but they talkin bout it's gonna take a week to get the results back for the other shyt smh. i know damn well what this lil itch is they could've just gave me them pills so i can be on my way but nah apparently they want you to suffer for a week before they give you what you need. fukkin stupid.


@beaniemac you seem to be a bit older than me and not nearly as reckless, but just in case you were ever wondering don't ever go to the free clinic in Roseland breh. the shyt i just experienced people would legit think is ducktales. like for instance they put me in a room with exposed needles, cotton balls with blood on it, used nitrile gloves etc. sprawled over the counter. didn't even clean up the goddamn exam room before i got in there. to make matters worse she gon instruct me to pull my move out, as I'm doing it she grab all that shyt barehands, throw it away, then turn the water on. i swear on my mother's grave this bytch didn't use ANY soap and just ran her hands under the water for less than ten seconds then grabbed paper towel.

so now I'm sitting there wit my manhood exposed talkin bout some mam I'm going to need you to wash your hands again but use soap this time. she get an attitude tb she washed them already but she'll do it again. this time she put some soap on but still just holds her hands under the water for a few seconds and turns it off. at this point I'm like fukk it she finna put on gloves anyway but it was just the ignorance that had me in disbelief. cause why i gotta argue wit somebody grandma about washing they hands with my jimmy out like, what the fukk are we doing right now lady ???




i think it's one on 63rd too but last time i went there they shoved a giant cotton swab up my dikk, fukk allat I'll just pee and wait.

Spoiler: pic of sheisty breh from my point of view

just casually chilling in the clinic looking war ready is crazy to me, yet this mf had the audacity to turn ALL THE WAY AROUND to stare at me after she got done telling my business. i really got a love /hate relationship with my city istg

man naw she always run to the bathroom before we fukk she probably had ph wipes and all kinda shyt to mask it, but i was only pounding on her for a few minutes when I pulled out to change positions and that's when i saw the vagina mucus on my dikk

did her guts water have a funny color to it?

 

[Geek Nasty]

currently sitting in the clinic, my anxiety through the roof





then the bytch at the front desk loud as hell. what the fukk i gotta make an appointment for if you finna ask WHAT BRINGS YOU IN TODAY..... bytch READ THE FILE!!


then she comes over to me while I'm filling out the paperwork and sees i put i have itching as a symptom she says loud as fukk OH IF YOU'RE HAVING SYMPTOMS YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE THE TEST YOU HAVE TO SEE ONE OF OUR DOCTORS!!! random negro in a Shiesty mask turns ALL the way around in his seat to look me dead in my eyes like I was about to be like dafuq is you looking at B.A.N. but the sheer embarrassment held my tongue.




it's not worth it brehs, wrap your meat

Funny as fukk, but report that shyt. I think some of these old hoes at the desk do that shyt on purpose. I'm sure it's a HIPAA violation.

 

[Scaaar]

That had to have smelled breh. Unless you were that drunk and horny to not notice it. But these chics moving like dudes these days. I had one in my bed ready to go and I had to put her out. We got into an argument because I put on a condom and she felt I was saying she was dirty and didn't need that....I met her like 2 wks prior and she wasn't my girl or nothing. I've even had chicks try to remove or pop the condom in the middle of sex. It's a dirty game out here that's why I get tested every 6 months

 

[El_Mero_Mero]

Following...

I got to "know thy enemy".

Alot of y'all be out here fukkin' it up for everyone.

 

[jadillac]

currently sitting in the clinic, my anxiety through the roof





then the bytch at the front desk loud as hell. what the fukk i gotta make an appointment for if you finna ask WHAT BRINGS YOU IN TODAY..... bytch READ THE FILE!!


then she comes over to me while I'm filling out the paperwork and sees i put i have itching as a symptom she says loud as fukk OH IF YOU'RE HAVING SYMPTOMS YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE THE TEST YOU HAVE TO SEE ONE OF OUR DOCTORS!!! random negro in a Shiesty mask turns ALL the way around in his seat to look me dead in my eyes like I was about to be like dafuq is you looking at B.A.N. but the sheer embarrassment held my tongue.




it's not worth it brehs, wrap your meat

Lol. Are you at a regular clinic? Or a dedicated sexual testing clinic. Some hospitals/ offices have dedicated days for testing.

And wear a mask if you don't want ppl to know.

Once you get a negative test back your brain gonna be like, "I'm right byke out there! "