Supercoolmayo
Superstar
Inspired by my breh @At30wecashout
Oh, lemme copy-paste, then I can add more.Inspired by my breh @At30wecashout
Biggest simp missteps i can recall offhand
5. Giving this pretty, popular blondie with a bubble butt my lunch money for a few weeks during highschool, and one day pulling her aside to tell her my name and get hers. It stopped the day she came, got 85 cents off me, and handed it to a dude. My boys clowned me.
4. Rushing across town at 3am to pick up a girl from the bar, when her boyfriend said fukk that. He was rightWhatever happened to her was none of my business, as the man she chose over me didnt even go to get her.
3. I didnt get to eat my $45 prom meal because i was trying to bribe the principal and vice principal to let this girl i liked in. I was so frustrated, i was brought to tears. Both for her coming all the way out there just to be told no, and also for my boy flaking on her like that. Classic simp behavior, wish someone scolded me for caring so much.
2. Being the emotional tampon for a girl for an entire summer because she broke up with her boyfriend. Shoulda gave her a bottle of Ambien and turned my head.
1. Having the girl i love cry because she couldnt see her boyfriend a state over...and initially agreeing to take her to see him.
Bonus: i had a chick i was vibing with alone at a bowling alley one night. We drinking, she coming onto me, and she mentions her ex boyfriend about to leave town for the military. She was down to one night with me. Instead, i got her to open up about him, and convinced her to call and him and go see him before he leaves by the end of the week.
Long story short, the only thing being a good guy has gotten me is loneliness, heartache, a dry dikk, and people telling me "I will find someone one day." There is a good chance im going to be her "savior" after she had to make a ton of mistakes. Long story short, i should have ate, cause there is no reward for having a conscience.
11pm on a wednesday Im texting a friend of mine (who I simped for 9 years) and she says "Im soooooooooo hungry." Meanwhile, she is super goddamned poor. I hop in the kitchen and fry 2 tilapia fillets in panko breadcrumbs, steam some broccoli, and partially boil then sautee basmati rice in butter and balsamic vinegar. Took that ish over at almost 12:30 (15 minute drive to and from)and give it to her.
First words "Wow, my boyfriend never does that for me."
A few more months of interactions like that and I began to treat women like shyt. Never again,brehs.![]()
I have twice been used to get to a friend of mine. The first time was some"well, he is taller and a player on the basketball team."
The second time? Spoke to a girl for a couple months, and usually I always had my friend around. He was shy but the boy looked damn near like Genuwine
The baby hair and all. Boy had NO backbone and I was his mouthpiece for most of our days hanging out.![]()
So anyway I get invited over to her house one day because her mom was out and about, and she told me her friend was over and I could "invite my boy
so we all have something to do" (she worded it like that. I should have known.) We get to her house, eat bologna sandwiches and eat sour cream doritos
All while watching Halloween on the living room TV. The girl I wanted was a PYT, 5'3, caramel, deep brown eyes with her hair pressed down to her shoulders
and a spaghetti string crop top with the pink "Juicy" pants onHer friend was some awkward 5'9 or so Queen Latifa in Living Single built chick
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I'm thinking "My boy deserve better than this." Little did I know he WAS going to get better than that.
The little chick start talking
"This is getting kinda boring. I think I got something we can watch.
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She puts on a pornoVHS, brehs.
Some scene with Lil Ass and this dude studying, next thing you know they fukking, she offering him the poop shoot, allathat.
My boy and I exchanging glances
Me:
Him:
I had that kinda feeling that he was gonna drop the ball and being his boy, I would have to bounce with him when he flops like that Ron Artest album
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Ok, so the chick put the video on and stood by the TV for a bit, probably a bit nervous because what she put on, she knew dikks were bout to raise, so homo.
This was all well and good until she goes to sit downShe had this ugly ass U-shaped couch, I was on the far right end, my boy in the middle, and
her girl on the far left. Shawty goes to her friend and whispers in her ear, then Kadijah James sits next to my boy, but on the side facing me
PYT sits next to my boy and starts asking him questions.
"So what brought you over here?" she asks him.
bytch you told me to bring him over
Kadijah laughing finishing her sandwichHer big ass would be.
"Whats the matter, you shy?"
GIRL, why the fukk are you asking him? Come sit on my lap
Eventually I cut the bullshyt and move over to where PYT is sitting and ask her to show me what I can use to make another sandwich. She resisted. I insisted
We go to her kitchen and I ask "What is this?"
Her answer? "I'm hooking you up, what you think"
So the girl I spoke to, having never met her friend, is "doing me a favor" by passing 1/4 of the cast of Set it Off on me.
Needless to say, I was pissed, put my shoes on, and left.
I didn't talk to my boy ever again.
I eventually got an Aim message from the PYT talking about some "Why were you mad? How could you leave your friend like that? Lose my number." type shyt
when I haven't reached out to her in months. Years later I ran into her outside a Food 4 Less2 kids, no father. She wanted to catch up.
This girl don't know how hard I was fighting back tears when i was walking back home with her deceptive ass.
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Damn b! Don't worry man you'll find that special someone...Theres moreI ripped my pants skateboarding home so after I shower and cry, ill post another.
Theres moreI ripped my pants skateboarding home so after I shower and cry, ill post another.
Damn b! Don't worry man you'll find that special someone...![]()
Theres moreI ripped my pants skateboarding home so after I shower and cry, ill post another.
:rocky:I'm not angry. Never been angry. I have been sad, though. Very, very fukking sad.You will meet that deserving woman. I hope when you do meet her you aren't too angry and lose her due to the actions of past women.
:rocky:I'm not angry. Never been angry. I have been sad, though. Very, very fukking sad.
I'm tired of waiting though![]()