What are some of the worst WWE ring names ever?

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The Stalker
Blue chipper rocky maivia
Tugboat
 

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You guys are tripping with some of these. When I was a kid, I thought that name was fukking FLAMES.

It's got that flow to it like Val Venis, which doesn't make sense...but it's just enough alliteration and flow to sound good for a wrestler.

Oney Lorcan can get chants, but it's SO fukking ugly. It's like, they saw how ugly Biff Busick was and went..."Yeah. Give him a name that sounds like a goblin or a troll would have it." Such a Gollum/Smeagol-ass name. :scusthov:

Meat was bad IN THEORY, but in the spirit of the gimmick, it was dope until he wanted to be taken seriously. As a sex slave to a stable of women, it was perfect.
 

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Imagine your wrestling name being Mr. Ass:russ:


Like imagine going to the store and saying "hey do you guys have any Mr. Ass figures ?"

Billy Gunn fukked with that bullshyt...what was wrong with being called bad ass Billy gunn...Mr. ass :dame:...have your theme say you're an ass man and point to your own male butt and wiggle :dame:...nah :camby:

Jesus Christ.... :mjlol: I remember that shyt.

Yeah and that he likes to pick em and stick em :huhldup:

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Oh & I'll add Test.


Test.

:dahell: is intimidating about being called Test??
 

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Agree on Michael McGillicutty

Worst names that are now in WWE are

Noam Dar
Tommaso Ciampa (maybe if he was an importer/exporter of pizza sauce it would fit)
 
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