What are some of the stupidest thoughts you had as a chile?

[I'm Blackman]

Santa Claus was real.

Jay z was better than Nas

Stepping on cracks could break my momma back

Policemen were my friends.

You can be and do anything with belief and hardwork.

I used think vaginas were literal holes (like a belly button) before I saw one.

The Deceptacons and Magento were the bad guys.

Cake was just cornbread with icing on top.

Adults were wise and trustworthy

Love conquers all.

 

[I'm Blackman]

I thought Superheroes were real, but only came out at night, and I thought I could dig to China. Pops still mad about his shovel

Forgot this one! I thought the China shyt was true too.

 

[Kairi Irving]

You can be and do anything with belief and hardwork.

Imagine being this low brehs

 

[GodsPerspective]

Imagine being this low brehs

Ya that’s pretty sad but we don’t know what mans is going through

 

[poppastoppa]

That i was the only real person. And when I wasn't around other people they were still until i got around and then they start doing stuff because I'm around. Like some Truman Show shyt.

 

[Mfalme_Perez]

I thought white people only lived at school, the precinct, and at the welfare office.

 

[GodsPerspective]

I thought white people only lived at school, the precinct, and at the welfare office.

You’re not completely wrong, besides them staying on the phone ready to call us up on bullshyt that is

 

[Yinny]

I didn't understand the concept of "serial" and thought cereal killers wanted to stick me for my Froot Loops

 

[GodsPerspective]

I didn't understand the concept of "serial" and thought cereal killers wanted to stick me for my Froot Loops

Nikka afraid to eat cereal in public and shyt lmao. Them cacs want something more than your cereal I guarantee that

 

[mr.africa]

if i jump down this sewer pipe, i can help the ninja turtles and splinter defeat shredder
and as a reward i might get a slice or two of pizza
damn,i'm hungry!!

 

[Kairi Irving]

Ya that’s pretty sad but we don’t know what mans is going through

I get him though

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

I used to think hot dogs were actual dikks.

Choked on one in 4th grade and never ate another one after that.

I thought Superheroes were real, but only came out at night, and I thought I could dig to China. Pops still mad about his shovel

You can, we did. You just didn't dig deep enough

That sex was when you stuck it in a women's belly button

It is

I didn't understand the concept of "serial" and thought cereal killers wanted to stick me for my Froot Loops

finna get Apple Jacked

 

[DoomzdayzV]

I thought life was in black and white at one point

 

[Goon for hire]

I thought flea markets sold fleas

 

[Clark Wayne]

Thought the world used to be in black & white because of old pictures and tv shows.