What are some of the stupidest thoughts you had as a chile?

[GodsPerspective]

A nikka thought eating the seeds of fruits would make them grow inside me

Also I thought guys could get pregnant too cause I didn’t know how sex worked and that shyt scared the fukk outta me. Told my mama and she was like “the fukk wrong with this kid”

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[Mike Nasty]

I thought I was different, they'll never make a salsa out of me.

 

[Ol’Otis]

If I use enough after shave

I would grow a beard

 

[GodsPerspective]

I thought I was different, they'll never make a salsa out of me.

At first I was like wtf is this nikka talking about. But I see you

 

[Astroslik]

Chile?

Birdtalk semantics

 

[Sad Bunny]

I used to think hot dogs were actual dikks.

Choked on one in 4th grade and never ate another one after that.

 

[GodsPerspective]

If I use enough after shave

I would grow a beard

How old where you when you started using aftershave my guy?

 

[Mike Nasty]

Humans reciprocate generosity/kindness with generosity/kindness.

 

[Ol’Otis]

How old where you when you started using aftershave my guy?

10


My grandma used to laugh at me

 

[GodsPerspective]

10


My grandma used to laugh at me

That’s some funny ass shyt not gonna lie. Could only imagine her looking at you like “ look at this dumb ass nikka here “

 

[Hoodoo Child]

I thought Superheroes were real, but only came out at night, and I thought I could dig to China. Pops still mad about his shovel

 

[GodsPerspective]

I thought Superheroes were real, but only came out at night, and I thought I could dig to China. Pops still mad about his shovel

I still believe.... it’s real to me dammit!

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Didn’t want a gf or wife cause they gotta shyt and fart to

 

[Devilinurear]

I used to think hot dogs were actual dikks.

Choked on one in 4th grade and never ate another one after that.

So you thought they were penises but ate them anyway?

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Brown cows was where chocolate milk came from

When i left the house my toys would come to life.