AVXL
Laughing at you n*ggaz like “ha ha ha”
Played hs ball with a dude named Lordserious, dated his sister named Shaneeqwa 

When I was a kid, I knew a girl named Lasagna.
Oh shyt, I just remembered a girl from grade school whose first name was Tomorrows and middle name Star. She almost got in trouble once (like 1st grade I think) cause the teacher didn't believe that was her real name.She ended up going with Star as her preferred name. Her lil sis was named Asia (not spelled that way though).