What are some grimy things you do?

[CoCKy GeNiuS]

Told this girl she looked like she needed a dikk in her mouth while she had company coming in and out of the house.... Then I just stood up and pulled my dikk out in her face.... She sucked me up while the company was outside on the porch lol then walked outside, came back inside wit nut still in her mouth and swallowed it in front of me.... This was my first time at her house and first time actually speaking to her lol

Me and the guys went up to Michigan to see some girls a homie met. One girl was a freshman in college. She called her dude to check in and told him she loved him. No lie 2 minutes later my homie was hittin her from the back and I had my dikk in her mouth. We woke my one homie up and told him to get some too lol

I've got more sleezeball stories too lol

 

[Fill Collins]

Every once in awhile, I'll get sumn from the store's deli and not pay for it

Otherwise I'm as clean as a whistle

Belch in people face by accident on purpose.

Male behavio(u)r, always knew you had a penis

 

[maxamusa]

When its pouring rain out, and i see a pedestrian next to a big deep puddle, i drive extra fast thru that shyt

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

I let women pay

 

[sayyestothis]

It's not what I do that's grimey...I am grimey brehss

 

[Richard Glidewell]

let the elevator close on ppl

Even fukking funnier when you KNOW they going to the same floor as you

 

[Sugarbush]

use to wipe my dikk clean with them(pause)

I pray I don’t know you

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Every once in awhile, I'll get sumn from the store's deli and not pay for it

Otherwise I'm as clean as a whistle


Male behavio(u)r, always knew you had a penis

gsymfh

 

[Solomon Lurke]

you saying you drink Henny straight.......














....














with tomato juice

You gotta relax

 

[Fill Collins]

gsymfh

If I'm an h. shouldn't that m be an f?

 

[Harry Sax]

I’m the nikka who gonna scratch my balls and shake yo hand

 

[maxamusa]

I pray I don’t know you

Unless you're a female don't even trip

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

If I’m outside doing yard work, I pee in a certain spot in the yard. We only have one bathroom, and I’d track dirt all the way through the house, and had to go upstairs.

 

[The Guru]

I might piss in a sink or two.

 

[maxamusa]

If I’m outside doing yard work, I pee in a certain spot in the yard. We only have one bathroom, and I’d track dirt all the way through the house, and had to go upstairs.

Pissing outside always feels the most natural



I almost got hemmed up over it one time