We're starting Coli Pro Wrestling, get in here and book the territory

[Berniewood Hogan]

we only have the budget to sign one of these two guys, we gotta choose:

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

We're signing a guy and giving him a gimmick called "The Merchandise."

An arrogant, cocky, narcissistic heel. Right after locking up with an opponent, he steps back and says "Hey, hands off The Merchandise!"

Lot of heat with this.

 

[okgoodnotgreat]

we only have the budget to sign one of these two guys, we gotta choose:

The Drama Bull, Wayne De'Brock Johnson

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Hammin Negger.

A Coli breh who uses Coli slang in all his promos. His finish? Negged.

Solid midcard heel.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

we're signing both these guys:

 

[richaveli83]

 

[MenacingMonk]

Harry Huevos is a guy you should look at. He’s a British Mexican. His gimmick is James Bond mixed with Popeye from Blood In Blood Out. His finisher is called the “Chon Chon Driver.”

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Harry Huevos is a guy you should look at. He’s a British Mexican. His gimmick is James Bond mixed with Popeye from Blood In Blood Out. His finisher is called the “Chon Chon Driver.”

I can picture the promo.

"Ah, the Coli Pro Wrestling Championship. Quite chingon, this."

 

[MenacingMonk]

I can picture the promo.

"Ah, the Coli Pro Wrestling Championship. Quite chingon, this."

“Suave, Al, I want that belt around your waist, you bloody wanker.”

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

we only have the budget to sign one of these two guys, we gotta choose:

You got the budget for the Bahama Bull?

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

You got the budget for the Bahama Bull?

we have plenty of hot dogs and handshakes.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

The Destroyer's Lawyer - We're bringing this guy in from Japan, he was a pretty big gaijin act over there. As you can imagine from the name, he was the Destroyer's personal attorney.

He had this idea for a gimmick where he's part of Mean Gene's fleet of lawyers, but the Okerlund family has expressly stated they want nothing to do with Coli Pro Wrestling, which they consider an outlaw promotion.

 

[Superkick Party]

@TheGreatShowtime dropping his classic threads in promo form once every few months while getting paid millions

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

@TheGreatShowtime dropping his classic threads in promo form once every few months while getting paid millions

Arrive. Criticize Your Favorite Wrestler. Leave.

 

[Superkick Party]

@3Rivers dropping announcements via smiley's on Twitter