We're starting Coli Pro Wrestling, get in here and book the territory

[Berniewood Hogan]

And this is all beginning because I was daydreaming and thought up the perfect gimmick CAW:

His name is Wee Abu. He is an Arab midget, obsessed with Japanese culture. He carries his favorite anime waifu pillow with him to the ring (it dwarfs him, making for an amusing visual) but, neither his opponent nor the referee are aware that the anime waifu pillow is LOADED.

Having won the Coli Pro Wrestling Championship at the very real tournament in Rio De Janeiro, Wee Abu is our champ and top heel.

Who will challenge him for the newest and already most coveted championship in the wrestling e-world?

Also we need to design a belt and get some entrance themes, start cracking.

 

[Rout3r2035]

That doesn't work for me, brother

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

That doesn't work for me, brother

We're pushing Wee Abu whether the fans want him or not.

 

[Rout3r2035]

We're pushing Wee Abu whether the fans want him or not.

So in other words it's not supposed to be good, pal

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

So in other words it's not supposed to be good, pal

that's our unofficial motto

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Chubby Chingon is our new top babyface, he comes from that long line of inexplicably agile fatass wrestlers, he weighs 600 pounds, he's 5'8", and his finish is a triple asai moonsault

Frankly, while I like Chubby Chingon, I don't think he has the star power to carry this company. I think we build up to Wee Abu beating him at the first Colimania and then work on another top blue eye.

What does the booking committee think?

 

[smoove157]

we should have an angle where a masked wrestler is revealed to be one of the other wrestlers who is already in the promotion.

and they somehow end up in a match facing each other

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

we should have an angle where a masked wrestler is revealed to be one of the other wrestlers who is already in the promotion.

and they somehow end up in a match facing each other

A Quantum Collision match

 

[TL15]

Chubby Chingon getting repackaged as Ty Gordon a rip-off of Tyler Durden from the Cult Classic “Fight Club”... the same thing that happened to Husky Harris

 

[TRIPLE M]

:thelistofjericho:

 

[FromStLouis]

Coli Pro Wrestling - If Ed Wood ran a Wrestling Promotion.

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

A three man stable made up off brehs who gotta pay child support, alimony payments, crack cards and hangout out at the gym all day

I’m thinking we call em Grand Larceny. Perfect mid card stable.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

A three man stable made up off brehs who gotta pay child support, alimony payments, crack cards and hangout out at the gym all day

I’m thinking we call em Grand Larceny. Perfect mid card stable.

They lose the belts in a card game, year later, CPW's tag belts show up in a pawn shop, our evil authority figure has to buy them back at a significant markup

who is our evil authority figure, btw?

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

They lose the belts in a card game, year later, CPW's tag belts show up in a pawn shop, our evil authority figure has to buy them back at a significant markup

who is our evil authority figure, btw?

A feminist named Kendra Watts, she has a life partner, a comedy heel that's non-binary named Xan Jay, who's from New Delhi

 

[Starboy52]

What about that breh that's over as fukk with a large, vocal section of fans that we just got floating around?

S. M. Arks or something like that?