Welp time to get right with Black Jesus. Doctors and Scientists cosigning afterlife.

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Well. You're going to hell so y'all definitely won't cross paths.

Sorry for the spoiler, I shoulda tagged it.

I never found out why. Next time I'm up there I'll pull your file and see what awful thing you did for your Hell/Heaven ratio to be 69/31.


FYI, your grandparents are great btw
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I almost bled to death once, woke up in the hositpal. Essentially was the same as blacking out when drunk.
just nothing, blackness
literally time jumped from before to after.
 

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Does God know the difference between people who genuinely want to serve him than those that only serve him because they’re scared to go to hell? 🤔

OP seems to only want to “get right” because he’s scared.
 

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at this point its a google challenge because the patients pronounced dead and revived with modern medicine have shared stories that coincide with each other with different details. from tenured professors to engineers who have died while skeptical. it can be proven when brain waves and a heartbeat stops. it can be proven that those patients are describing medical staff activity in a hallway away from their dead body and giving details about heaven and hell.

some of these doctors that are dealing with these NDE patients are in charge of teaching medical students and communicate theses findings with the scientific community that go on to corroberate the stories. this is not hocus pocus so you are embarrassing yourself.
-No I'm not so let's be clear that I'm not taking about random astral projection. There's literally no scientific proof that these people saw heaven or hell.
 

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-Like I said, absolutely no scientific proof of heaven or hell. Bible verses & feelings aren't proof. I never disputed near Death experiences because I've always believed in them. My mom was pronounced dead & saw a reaper, other people don't see anything.

-For the record I'm not an atheist, there's just no way to scientifically prove heaven or hell exist. At least nothing public.
 

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Does God know the difference between people who genuinely want to serve him than those that only serve him because they’re scared to go to hell? 🤔

OP seems to only want to “get right” because he’s scared.

Yeah he does that's why it's not a knock on me for being shook by these multitudes of afterlife stories lining up with each other and deciding I wanna try and get right with God before this short life is over. I dont even have a bible right now.

Hell is a free choice. I been focused on getting to this $ and forgetting about God. This research making me wanna shop for them black Hebrew Israelite wrestler outfits.
 

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If Negroes took all this energy and fear and put into our belief of self to fight global white supremacy.....imagine the possibilities :francis:

Meanwhile in REALITY we getting our asses kicked and have to believe in an afterlife to be truly happy cause while we breathing the white man globally has us in a chokehold:childplease:

Y'all outta be disgusted with yallselves:beli:
 

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I'm a diabetic, when blood sugars get low enough, you start seeing things differently while being coherent enough know some shyt ain't right lol.

My whole house starts looking like a completely different place. You are already confused mentally (if you notice it early enough just eating something fixed it) so if you are too far gone to notice you need some food, it will fukk your head up.

One time I was in my mancave in my basement, woke up low and I didn't know where I was at. My stairs were in a completely different spot, I had book shelves out of nowhere, washer and dryer was a different color, ect.

shyt feels like a hallucinogen, but low key, I think your concise crosses over to yourself in another dimension 🤷🏾‍♂️
Aye bro all bs aside hope you’re managing your blood sugars well.

Side note: ask your doctor for a Dexcom so you can avoid hypoglycemic episodes. It’s a patch that measure your blood sugar and can even sense when it’s going down well before you get symptoms
 

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Aye bro all bs aside hope you’re managing your blood sugars well.

Side note: ask your doctor for a Dexcom so you can avoid hypoglycemic episodes. It’s a patch that measure your blood sugar and can even sense when it’s going down well before you get symptoms
I just got that shyt a few weeks ago. Clutch ASF.

I rarely ever went low but the couple times it has happened was bad timing. I'm lucky as hell I was always around somebody that figured out I was out of it.

That device is clutch ASF doe so that shyt will never happen again.

I always thought the only device is the big one that holds and injects the insulin, you need surgery for them to install that. This other shyt is just a lil ass button on your arm. I would a been got this if I knew about it years ago.
 

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If Negroes took all this energy and fear and put into our belief of self to fight global white supremacy.....imagine the possibilities :francis:

Meanwhile in REALITY we getting our asses kicked and have to believe in an afterlife to be truly happy cause while we breathing the white man globally has us in a chokehold:childplease:

Y'all outta be disgusted with yallselves:beli:

Maybe God is the one that put it in us to fight against a system of injustice in the first place.

Whole post seems made in bad faith and not worth dissecting.
 

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Does God know the difference between people who genuinely want to serve him than those that only serve him because they’re scared to go to hell? 🤔

OP seems to only want to “get right” because he’s scared.
Fear the Lord is in the word
 

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Maybe God is the one that put it in us to fight against a system of injustice in the first place.

Whole post seems made in bad faith and not worth dissecting.
That makes "god" evil as fukk to not only create this existence, but to create an existence where he is trying to get a race of people oppressed, just to fight back....that is some evil shyt breh
 

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So we know that he'll is full and over flowing with a certain demographic then......imagine spending eternal damnation with them mufukkas......sheesh.......them old quaker priests may have been right about their particular flocks.....they are still born with sin regardless of the grace that was bequeathed to them.....
 
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