Weirdest thing you ever done with your meat?

[yardman]

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Tf

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

Tf

You ever seen The Sound of Music?

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

You ever seen The Sound of Music?

Nah

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

Not my expertise


Ask @The Taxman

@The Taxman please help my thread.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

Nah

Its a classic. I recommend it.

 

[Black Cobain]

I kept stretching out my foreskin

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

Dip it in the toilet water by mistake


One time shyt hit my dikk on it's way into the bowl

 

[Bootzilla]

@The Burger King speak brudda

 

[The Burger King]

@The Burger King speak brudda

You'd have to pay to find out. :lettuceeat:

 

[J.E.T.S]

Squeeze as much blood to my shaft as possible then I would squeeze it at the base and hold it for a while. Did this for years. Inadvertently got my girth game popping.

I would tie weights to it and stretch the living daylights out of it.

After the condom broke on me with this thotty when i was younger. I slathered some alcohol and Neosporin on it. Then "mummified" (wrapped it with toilet paper) my meat for the night.

I'm screeaammmin at my niggu that raped the toilet paper tube though. I damn near heaved up after reading that shyt mayne

 

[yardman]

You'd have to pay to find out. :lettuceeat:

the crown getting cut off irked me

 

[The Burger King]

the crown getting cut off irked me

Thanks :freewhoppers:

How much Coli cash would it take for you to make a few more customs for the King?

 

[Ol’Otis]

too much salt

had a headache for days

 

[yardman]

Thanks :freewhoppers:

How much Coli cash would it take for you to make a few more customs for the King?

hmmm... 30k I'll do it for free tho this smiley shyt getting me better with the shop