Weirdest thing you ever done with your meat?

[An ashy lil fap hand]

When I was younger I found it hilarious to pull my sac up over my meat. It looked like a bullfrog. Y'all ever sang the bullfrog song or something similar?

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[lowkey0z]

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

It looked like this

For clarity

 

[King Musa]

In.....

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

.................................

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Not necessarily weird, but totally pointless. But actually turned out to be a key tool.

When I was little, I'd practice stopping my piss mid stream....Just doing dumb kid shyt.


Turns out, that skill came to be very useful



Turns out I was doing kegal exercises the whole time, becoming a master at bust control

 

[AlainLocke]

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

A few times I've stretched my bag. Had my meat feeling like a nighttime skyrat

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Negged

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

Not necessarily weird, but totally pointless. But actually turned out to be a key tool.

When I was little, I'd practicing stopping my piss mid stream....Just doing dumb kid shyt.


Turns out, that skill came to be very useful



Turns out I was doing kegal exercises the whole time, becoming a master at bust control

Same here. I did the same thing and now I can nut on command. Soft, too. Blessings on blessings.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

tried to see if it fit inside a roll of toilet paper

It didn't

 

[Malik1time]

Imma leave a 1star and be out.....peace

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

Imma leave a 1star and be out.....peace

We've all at least tried to helicopter our meats, breh. Don't lie. It's unbecoming.

 

[An ashy lil fap hand]

tried to see if it fit inside a roll of toilet paper

It didn't

You have a gift. Don't waste it, friend. Blessings on blessings.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

You have a gift. Don't waste it, friend. Blessings on blessings.

I'm saving it for a coli queen like @The5thLetter