Weed is a life savior thank you weed gawd

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Was shytting FIRE from all the bullshyt I ate last night this morning at work. I was on the toilet about an hour during my entire shift. Afterwards I had to complete two end of the semester tax projects that were ridiculously hard. Problem was, I'd get a little work done then have to run to the bathroom and shyt. It was literally hot lava liquid flowing from my culo like a volcano. Took 2-3 tokes (didn't want to get too high while doing tax) and my stomach just feels right now. Finished both projects with 17min to spare before I had to leave. Would've been late if I was shytting every 2 seconds like I was

 

[Double J]

Never heard of weed curing the runs before

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

Never heard of weed curing the runs before

people with Chron's disease and irritable bowl syndrome using medical marijuana for it. Same principal I guess. I think the weed reduces inflammation or something. I spent an hour at work in the toilet. Come home, shyt a few more times, take a few hits and haven't shyt since, just ate some pizza actually.


edit: and now its 4:20

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

Man I was gonna come in this thread to shyt on it (no pun) but this point is very true. For whatever reason weed has had the effect of making me not want to shyt. I've had a few occasions where I had the runs and a few tokes calmed my stomach. The reality is good weed in small doses is not a bad thing. It's when people want to smoke a 1/8th of strong to the head that problems start..

 

[AgentGrey]

In my experiences it helps tremendously with colds and injuries,
I'll remember this next time my stomach isn't cooperating

 

[daze23]

yep, that's the main reason they prescribe it to cancer patients. that chemotherapy kills their appetite, but a few tokes and they're munchies status

I'm in SF right now. that shyt's the air everywhere you go

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

I assume tums + weed is the ultimate.


I also did this when I went camping with my friends for a day, didnt want to shyt in the woods and we were smoking so much weed I didn't shyt until I got home the next day

 

[daze23]

here's a window display I just saw on haight. zoom in on Santa's basket (sorry about the reflection)

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

here's a window display I just saw on height (sorry about the reflection)

I'm going to Cali around the 20th for the Joe Rogan end of the world show at the Wiltern Theater. Can't wait Gonna be pale as a ghost compared to everyone in cali, it's been cold as fukk here.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

i was in the hospital with a bad infection a few years ago.
terrible pain....the codeine the doctors gave me did not work to kill the pain.
i had my girl bring me some bud and i ate it...pain was gone in half an hour and it lasted for hours.

laughed my ass off in my hospital bed watching Seinfeld.
nurses ran into my room because i was laughing so loud.

 

[daze23]

I'm going to Cali around the 20th for the Joe Rogan end of the world show at the Wiltern Theater. Can't wait Gonna be pale as a ghost compared to everyone in cali, it's been cold as fukk here.

I don't think it's as 'friendly' in so-cal, but it should be cool. I think it's mostly in the 60's this time of year there, so don't worry too much about you tan

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I feel sorry for drug addicts. So many mental issues that need to be numbed. So many memories that need to be forgotten. Life is tough like overcooked steak.

 

[krackdagawd]

Weed has helped me with my SC pains way more than opiates and with none of the sides.

 

[Jx2]

I feel sorry for drug addicts. So many mental issues that need to be numbed. So many memories that need to be forgotten. Life is tough like overcooked steak.

I always see you come into any thread regarding marijuana simply to bash it, we get it you're drug free and awesome

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

"Weed" is something that if one gets intoxicated from, they have been disobedient to The Creator, God.