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Are those blood diamonds, Kofi?
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BRUH.... :laff:

I'm dead. Look at how long Kofi's in the air when he jumps into the shot. :deadcena1:

It might end up being so corny that it's fun. If they can have fun with it and get the crowd to buy in, it might give them some life. I sat through Los Matadores, Hornswoggle, and a Bunny tonight...in separate segments. fukk it. Why not? :yeshrug:

The hang time kills me. :mjlol: Big E's segment is going to be ridiculous. :dead:

And this will lead to nothing but squash matches and tap dancing for all the kids in the audience. I have zero faith in this gimmick.
 

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If the WWE wasn't racist, didn't have a PG rating, and had the balls; they should have them be a religious fanatical faction or preaching atheists/environmentalist. They would come to the ring and cut promos justifying their heel actions because "it was the will of god/earth" or blame their opponents because they were dependent/lack faith and talent. I know they got Wyatt, and Bo Dallas to an extent, doing something similar to that now, but imagine if 3 brothas came down to the ring blaming the American people(AKA white people) for the country's decay and deem it as a punishment for all the atrocities it's people have committed across the globe. Tell Kofi to mention the rubble and lack of investment in infrastructure :mjpls:



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That white outrage would be :ohlawd: especially in the south and bible belt :mjpls: It may sound ridiculous at first, but I'm telling you the shyt would have you like :whoo:

After they debut and beat someone down, the interviewer backstage would be like: "Some people would call your actions despicable and unlike anything we've seen from you all before..."

Response: "Well hold on, nothing we did was personal and it was out of our control. You see when things are left unchecked for too long, the Earth has a way of balancing itself out. We are merely that balancing force" :ufdup:

I don't play fantasy booking all that often, but that's how I would do it given what we've seen in these promos. Coming back down to reality though, we all know how this is going to go :mjpls:
 
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Yoooooooooo :deadmanny:

Normally, I wouldn't sanction this kind of buffoonery but imagine if their whole steez was on some Reverend X shyt.

 
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