We gotta stop acting like a full length Astro wouldnt be a goat platformer?

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

oh, dont think i forgot about this.

Want the name of the mod who tagged this “stan babble” also.

Might be on my meach shyt today

Do that shyt.

 

[Canon]

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

How could I have ever doubted the Gawd

I forgive you, like Paul Atreidus in Dune.

“take them to paradise”

 

[Fatboi1]

The mod who said stan babble owes this man an apology .

They dropped a 94 Metacritic game, that's something if it was a Nintendo game would be heralded as a classic.

 

[Deezay]

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

The mod who said stan babble owes this man an apology .

They dropped a 94 Metacritic game, that's something if it was a Nintendo game would be heralded as a classic.

Hol’up I ain’t trying to stunt man, but Astro jumped over the jump man

 

[Fatboi1]

Let’s reel it in a little Brother Gizmo

The stanning is becoming disgusting

naw you on crack...I thought you meant AC odyssey...I was like what a bizarre comparison til I seen you mention “blue overalls and red hat”...definite neg

don’t ask me no questions bytch.

Another classic brought to you by @PS5Pro

 

[Mystic]

If i were a kid and i got Astro’s playroom, I would honestly be eatin, especially off a free game. This shyt IMO is way better than Odyssey I know people ain’t ready to admit that cause it’s hard to look pass the blue overalls and red hat.

Mario is iconic so anything he’s in gets 9/10 by default. It’s like how drake can hop on a boom bap or looped trap beat and go number 1, but you know in your head shyt ain’t knocking like that.

I had way more fun in Astro than I had with Mario (i honestly couldn’t even finish odyssey, i found it overly simply and tedious). Astro was innovative design wise, art direction wise, made great use of the new tech, was charming, had humor, and the graphics were A1. A full fledged single player Astro would be a problem for Mario (obviously not sales wise) but people are gonna start too look at mario funny in the light.

As someone who sold their PS5 within a month, he telling no lies

 

[Diondon]

Sony should been went at Nintendo's neck
Let;s go

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

Why did they say these things?

 

[Don Homer]

yall ain't shyt

 

[Diunx]

Now Stards are gonna pretend they care about plataformers

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

Now Stards are gonna pretend they care about plataformers

“Now” in 2021

 

[Fatboi1]

Now Stards are gonna pretend they care about plataformers

2D/3D platformers are amongst my FAVORITE genre of games.
Last game I was hyped as hell for was Mario Wonder, Crash Bandicoot 4 and before that Yooka Laylee.

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

“Sony only makes movie games “

*drops Helldivers 2, highest selling game of the year, best multiplayer goty

“That doesn’t count its second party “

*drops Astro Bot, highest rated game of the year, likely GOTY winner

“”