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Dr. Narcisse

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In honor of the new smiley.

This is low key a Rafters worthy thread. @stomachlines
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/breh...rown-in-the-club-from-back-in-the-day.298389/
@Buckeye Fever Well done playa
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Some of the gems :wow:

"Now you see that thot over there she chose me. Let me break it down for you. I came in the club lookin fresh amazing even. She saw me and she cut behind her heavy set friend who set a great screen. Then curled around the sloppy guy by the bar just to get to me. And I'm like hold on birch I'm feeling myself right now. I'll be back to you in a minute"
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"Now hold on a second here lets just hit rewind. Look at this fine turtleneck sweater, the thread count is unintelligible to those who can't recognize game. I set the tone once I crossed the threshold, and you checked in off the bench. I've established my position, and once my feet set, you won't be able to remove me from the paint. So in this situation, its best to go around me because certainly, you cannot go through me. It's either that or you can take the ball and go home, but once that point is reached, the game is ruined."
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"Oh look out here Mike. He's angry. See...see let me tell you why he is angry. He knows coming into the game that it is going to be a tough match up for him and his wingmen because they've read the scouting report and I mean come on now...all we have been talking about are the number of women this guy bagged at 112 last night. Now, knowing this, he goes into this game with his mind in a certain state and the player flips it all around on him and comes out with the all black everything. Now...we know about his spit game, and his money game okay...that is this guy's bread and butter just look at the numbers he has put up for his career. But now...Think about this Mike...now...he has added the the shoe game and clothes game to his arsenal. I mean, come on, it takes some guys years to add both he just added them in day! Now what he also has to be concerned with here is the turtle neck, because you know the guy has that in his bag of tricks to and in crunch time he will bring it out. Now see...see...see right there...come on Mike that is what I'm talking about he just pulled one before she even got onto the floor...see how he slipped her ugly friends and disappeared in the crowd then came around the other side and got her phone number before they could protest. Come on Mike these guys don't just grow on tree's this is greatness we are watching here. And look, we know about the Fro, we know it's curly and we know he hasn't blown it out all the way but I mean come on Mike he doesn't even have the pick with him so now we know he isn't even bringing his full A game yet and it's still two hours until last call!"
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