We cant deny it any longer it's about time for that Heat/Lakers finals

[Brief Keef]

No, of course not. I don't ever, ever want to watch the best two teams from their respective conferences match up. Hell to the nah like the OG Raheem. I'd much rather see a dysfunctional team with an old ass ball hog and a wino looking head case play the Heat, even though they haven't shown any ability to be in the discussion for legit contenders the past two years. And the reason I want to see the Lakers and the Heat in the finals is because some of your weirdo ass sychophantic fukkheads have a misguided crush on a past-his-prime psychopath, and I know the epic "stan war" that would accompany it would inspire the most insipid gifs, improbably dense interpretations of statistics, and unimaginative smiley and insult usage in the history of sports messageboards. I can't imagine the pure fukking delight. Like you said, the Thunder "had their turn," let the team the Thunder smacked around get a shot at it.



I'd rather see Bulls/Thunder, Bulls/Mavs (If D. Will joins them) or Bull/Clippers than Heat/Lakers. And I'll take Heat/Griz first too.

Get that stubborn old ass stupid shot taking simp nikka and his German bionic knee the fukk out my face, and he can take that potato head coach, that wino looking nutjob, and that ostrich faced tenderhearted doofus with him.

i agree with you on that but @ bulls mavs

 

[Walt]

i agree with you on that but @ bulls mavs

How about Pacers/Jazz?

 

[HendriX]

No, of course not. I don't ever, ever want to watch the best two teams from their respective conferences match up. Hell to the nah like the OG Raheem. I'd much rather see a dysfunctional team with an old ass ball hog and a wino looking head case play the Heat, even though they haven't shown any ability to be in the discussion for legit contenders the past two years. And the reason I want to see the Lakers and the Heat in the finals is because some of your weirdo ass sychophantic fukkheads have a misguided crush on a past-his-prime psychopath, and I know the epic "stan war" that would accompany it would inspire the most insipid gifs, improbably dense interpretations of statistics, and unimaginative smiley and insult usage in the history of sports messageboards. I can't imagine the pure fukking delight. Like you said, the Thunder "had their turn," let the team the Thunder smacked around get a shot at it.



I'd rather see Bulls/Thunder, Bulls/Mavs (If D. Will joins them) or Bull/Clippers than Heat/Lakers. And I'll take Heat/Griz first too.

Get that stubborn old ass stupid shot taking simp nikka and his German bionic knee the fukk out my face, and he can take that potato head coach, that wino looking nutjob, and that ostrich faced tenderhearted doofus with him.

Im actually dying at this shyt...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[Brief Keef]

How about Pacers/Jazz?

 

[28 Gramz]

No, of course not. I don't ever, ever want to watch the best two teams from their respective conferences match up. Hell to the nah like the OG Raheem. I'd much rather see a dysfunctional team with an old ass ball hog and a wino looking head case play the Heat, even though they haven't shown any ability to be in the discussion for legit contenders the past two years. And the reason I want to see the Lakers and the Heat in the finals is because some of your weirdo ass sychophantic fukkheads have a misguided crush on a past-his-prime psychopath, and I know the epic "stan war" that would accompany it would inspire the most insipid gifs, improbably dense interpretations of statistics, and unimaginative smiley and insult usage in the history of sports messageboards. I can't imagine the pure fukking delight. Like you said, the Thunder "had their turn," let the team the Thunder smacked around get a shot at it.



I'd rather see Bulls/Thunder, Bulls/Mavs (If D. Will joins them) or Bull/Clippers than Heat/Lakers. And I'll take Heat/Griz first too.

Get that stubborn old ass stupid shot taking simp nikka and his German bionic knee the fukk out my face, and he can take that potato head coach, that wino looking nutjob, and that ostrich faced tenderhearted doofus with him.

You'd be the only nikka in The-Coli not watching every second of that series, along with the rest of America. I bet you people that haven't watched a Finals since the Bulls would tune in to see that shyt. No matter how you slice it or how many names you wanna call Kobe he's still right there with Bron as the most popular player and the Lakers are the most celebrated franchise in history..once again

 

[Walt]

You'd be the only nikka in The-Coli not watching every second of that series, along with the rest of America. I bet you people that haven't watched a Finals since the Bulls would tune in to see that shyt. No matter how you slice it or how many names you wanna call Kobe he's still right there with Bron as the most popular player and the Lakers are the most celebrated franchise in history..once again

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH @ this old lady soap opera fakkity shyt

"girl, say whatever the fukk you want about Meryl Streep's acting chops, I know me and my girlfriends would watch the shyt outta some Susan Lucci in that new movie alongside George Clooney. You know how many people got love for Erica Kane? *sucks teeth* Ummm hmmmm, you know what I'm talkin about, child!"

This is fukking basketbal, not a "who record is 2Chainz gonna be on next" contest. If your team is good at playing basketball, I want to see you n the finals. If your psychopathic 30 foot jumper shooting snitch simping fake MJ shooting guard can't figure out how to best blend with his teammates on the downside of his career, and your two big men are headcases and lack intestinal fortitude, and your coach looks like his nose, glasses, and lips came in a separate pack as accessories, and you haven't been out of the 2nd round the last two years, then NO nikka, no one wants to see you in the finals just because "then we could really get this gif war poppin!"

 

[28 Gramz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH @ this old lady soap opera fakkity shyt

"girl, say whatever the fukk you want about Meryl Streep's acting chops, I know me and my girlfriends would watch the shyt outta some Susan Lucci in that new movie alongside George Clooney. You know how many people got love for Erica Kane? *sucks teeth* Ummm hmmmm, you know what I'm talkin about, child!"

This is fukking basketbal, not a "who record is 2Chainz gonna be on next" contest. If your team is good at playing basketball, I want to see you n the finals. If your psychopathic 30 foot jumper shooting snitch simping fake MJ shooting guard can't figure out how to best blend with his teammates on the downside of his career, and your two big men are headcases and lack intestinal fortitude, and your coach looks like his nose, glasses, and lips came in a separate pack as accessories, and you haven't been out of the 2nd round the last two years, then NO nikka, no one wants to see you in the finals just because "then we could really get this gif war poppin!"

So if Kobe makes it to the Finals you don't wanna see it because his big men are headcases, yet The Heat's PF is bisexual? You don't wanna see them play because Mike Brown isn't physically appealing to you?

For all that "star power" this last Finals had it couldn't even beat out Kobe's old chucking snitch ass against the Celtics

You don't like the Lakers pimp, we get it..but you sound like a ass thinkin it wouldn't be one of the most talked about and exciting Finals ever...helluva alot better than watching the Thunder get beat in 5.

 

[Walt]

So if Kobe makes it to the Finals you don't wanna see it because his big men are headcases, yet The Heat's PF is bisexual?

Take this One Life to Live shyt to TLR. I don't want to see the Lakers in the finals because they're not good enough to get there. This ain't like "yo, what if we could get Jordan to go back in time and play against Hakeem in the finals, son?!" This is "you know what would really take my mancrush to the next level? If my very fav bestest awesome super guy bball hero got to play against a better, younger player on a better team even though his team hasn't come close to making it our of the second round the last two years. JUST BECAUSE!"

fukk outta here. nikka this is sports. Best vs. the best. None of that lame "my favorite transformer can beat yours" shyt.

You don't wanna see them play because Mike Brown isn't physically appealing to you?

For all that "star power" this last Finals had it couldn't even beat out Kobe's old chucking snitch ass against the Celtics

you owe it to yourself to have better material than this.

You don't like the Lakers pimp, we get it

No, "pimp," you don't get it. I gives a fukk about the Lakers. I only care that the Lakers aren't a good team. Unless you're one of those weirdo adopted sons of Kobe who can get off on #24's every move they're not even fun to watch as a team. I don't want to watch a subpar team in the finals just because "ooooh, Kobe and Bron on the same court, nikka imagine the ad campaigns!" That doesn't move me, homie.

..but you sound like a ass thinkin it wouldn't be one of the most talked about and exciting Finals ever...helluva alot better than watching the Thunder get beat in 5.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Exactly. Some hair salon gossipy shyt. You know the biggest talking point if this actually happened? "Damn, how the fukk did the Lakers get lucky enough to face 3 straight teams that lost their best player to injury?" Because that's the only way that bum ass team is sniffing a final next year. They already ain't shyt, and other teams are getting better. fukk them until they're worth watching.

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

 

[Goatpoacher]

fukk buildings, walt is going galactus on this thread.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

No, of course not. I don't ever, ever want to watch the best two teams from their respective conferences match up. Hell to the nah like the OG Raheem. I'd much rather see a dysfunctional team with an old ass ball hog and a wino looking head case play the Heat, even though they haven't shown any ability to be in the discussion for legit contenders the past two years. And the reason I want to see the Lakers and the Heat in the finals is because some of your weirdo ass sychophantic fukkheads have a misguided crush on a past-his-prime psychopath, and I know the epic "stan war" that would accompany it would inspire the most insipid gifs, improbably dense interpretations of statistics, and unimaginative smiley and insult usage in the history of sports messageboards. I can't imagine the pure fukking delight. Like you said, the Thunder "had their turn," let the team the Thunder smacked around get a shot at it.



I'd rather see Bulls/Thunder, Bulls/Mavs (If D. Will joins them) or Bull/Clippers than Heat/Lakers. And I'll take Heat/Griz first too.

Get that stubborn old ass stupid shot taking simp nikka and his German bionic knee the fukk out my face, and he can take that potato head coach, that wino looking nutjob, and that ostrich faced tenderhearted doofus with him.

 

[Walt]

I want to add as a complete tangent that it's a miscarriage of messageboard justice that the OG didn't register his name over here at The Coli as simply "Wilt" instead of "Malta."

 

[YBE]

It's far too late to be interesting. Lebron is in his prime & Kobe will be 34, almost 35 next June.

LeBron could've faced off with Kobe in 2009. He let Orlando send him home.

He could've faced off with Kobe again in 2010. He let Boston send him home.

Those were the best years for it to happen

 

[TheNig]

4-0 Heat

and dont forget it muthafukkas.

 

[TheNig]

How about Pacers/Jazz?

i think the Pacers can make some noise next yr.