We are getting all the wrong technological improvements

[Remote]

Yes.

In 2023 we have phones that can get us information on almost any topic in any subject in a couple of seconds.

Airplanes can go from New York to Los Angeles in 6 hours. That used to take 30 years.

Farming and shipping has gotten so good that we don’t even know what is “in season” anymore because everything is available all the time in supermarkets now.

It has even been 50 years since we landed a man on the moon.

But,

When are we going to create a lawn mower that doesn’t wake up the entire fukking goddamn fukking fukk neighborhood? Are you kidding me? We have cars now that are practically silent on the road. Why are we still putting up with this bullshyt?

 

[Koba St]

What’s stopping you. Imagine if the inventors of what you just mentioned sat and waited for someone else to do it

 

[Remote]

What’s stopping you

Your mother is quite demanding in the bedroom.

 

[Conan]

What's the market incentive for buying a noiseless lawn mower? Why would I spend more money on a lawn mower to be less of a burden to my neighbors with nil benefit to me?

That's why it hasn't been developed.

If a law was passed banning lawn mowers that make noise, you'd probably see one made in a few years.

 

[Remote]

What's the market incentive for buying a noiseless lawn mower? Why would I spend more money on a lawn mower to be less of a burden to my neighbors with nil benefit to me?

That's why it hasn't been developed.

If a law was passed banning lawn mowers that make noise, you'd probably see one made in a few years.

 

[P90]

Wonder if a patent for electric mower exists.

 

[badboys11]

This is homeowner business. I'ma new home owner. I hear the noise. I love hearing lawnmowers and weedwackers at 9am instead of couples fighting and calling the police on each other. Trappers going at it. Prostitutes beating the shyt out each other in front of the Mobil 7 am in the morning. People trying to serve you.




Suburban life

 

[hood b. goode]

Your mother is quite demanding in the bedroom.

That was unnecessary

 

[MikelArteta]

Airplanes can go from New York to Los Angeles in 6 hours. That used to take 30 years.

 

[Remote]

You never played Oregon Trail?

You would have a new family by the end of the trip.

Actually, as a Jamaican you should relate to this.

 

[Windows 91]

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

 

[El Bombi]

This is OP

 

[Remote]

This is OP

Don’t worry.
It won’t be the lawnmowers ruining your sleep.

It’ll be something else.

 

[Thavoiceofthevoiceless]

Those battery powered mowers and other lawn equipment are trash. The equipment isn't, but the battery life is especially if you're working on multiple aspects of the lawn as it takes multiple hours to fully charge.