Wayans Bros Appreciation Thread

[b. woods]

at Marlon Shawn and Dee when they woke up in bed together:

Hello, lovers!

(imitating Shirley Murdock's "As We Lay") It's morning

(catches a whiff of the air) UGH, smell like burnt porcupine meat in here!!!

 

[Golayitdown]

Model Agent: “Sign here and I can make all your fantasies come true”

Shawn: “You know Vanessa Del Rio”

 

[Dem313wayz]

Shawn and Marlon grandma got them a laptop. Marlon hooks up with a dare devil girl online.

Shawn gets with an older women played by Pam Grier.

Marlon was walking on hot coals with her and his feet are burned.

Shawn: Hey what happened with your date with Ina last night?

Marlon: Damn freak made me walk on hot coals last night. At least it burned off my corns.

Shawn: Damn that's messed up. You're feet look like Seals face.

 

[cartierhoe]

Watching the escorting episode

When Shawn gives them assignments

TC: "I ain't no dentist"

Shawn: "Yeah but you know all about bad teeth"

Later on

Shawn: "Dupree what happened? You sent your date home hungry cause you ate all her food"

Dupree: "I can't help myself, you know I got a eating disorder."

Shawn: "Yeah you eating dis order, dat order, everybody's order! "

 

[Jefferson Jackson]

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

that was a classic. Can't find it but the scene where he's a kid and the girl calls him a faggit was hilarious

 

[morris]

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[Kidd Dibiase]

You must change the reputation of 25 users before you can influence the reputation of the username Kidd Dibiase again.

 

[Silkk]

 

[dagodmcizme]

Man when Pops said he got that from that Wu-Tang album and started saying Tical.

 

[DAT NICCA KELSO]

Marlon: I hope you came to pick up your 2 friends. Tic and tac. Your breath kicking like Jackie Chan.
TC: *smells own breath* What yall don't like catfish and onions?
Shawn: What part of the catfish did you eat? The ass?

 

[b. woods]

Watching the escorting episode

When Shawn gives them assignments

TC: "I ain't no dentist"

Shawn: "Yeah but you know all about bad teeth"

Later on

Shawn: "Dupree what happened? You sent your date home hungry cause you ate all her food"

Dupree: "I can't help myself, you know I got a eating disorder."

Shawn: "Yeah you eating dis order, dat order, everybody's order! "

Since you brought up T.C. and Dupree

That time they played pool against Shawn and Marlon at the start of the episode when Shawn was acting in order to gain entry into that exclusive yuppie club:

T.C.: (hits the ball into the hole) Smooth as rayon.

(to Shawn and Marlon) Y'all boys better get ready , 'cause I'm about to clean y'all out like a prune smoothie.

Shawn: Need to clean them teeth like a dentist.

Looks like you had Captain Crunch for breakfast.

T.C.: Nice try!

Captain Crunch was yesterday's breakfast.

(later on in the match)

Shawn: (to Dupree) It's your turn, "Minnesota Fatso".

Dupree: I told you, kid, I'm not fat!

I'm just short for my weight.

Shawn: Yeah?

Well, turn some of that weight this way (vertically), and you'd be 8 feet tall.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

 

[Buckeye Fever]

"Pops, the last time we went to a Knicks game, you had Knicks on your chest and dotted the I with your nipple.

"I had something for the Celtics written on my butt"

"I hate to see what you do when the Nuggets come to town"

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Watching the escorting episode

When Shawn gives them assignments

TC: "I ain't no dentist"

Shawn: "Yeah but you know all about bad teeth"

Later on

Shawn: "Dupree what happened? You sent your date home hungry cause you ate all her food"

Dupree: "I can't help myself, you know I got a eating disorder."

Shawn: "Yeah you eating dis order, dat order, everybody's order! "

When he told Marlon to wipe that stupid look off his face and he made an even more stupid look