was real close to stealing a samsung galaxy s3 from walmart

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

So yall don't feel like a little bytch when you feel the need to steal to get what you want? Man up, you can do without an s3 until you have the money to buy it. If you don't have the testicular fortitude to tamper your material desires then you're soft as baby thighs.

 

[OH SOHH TRILL]

but if he doesnt get caught

but if he does

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

So yall don't feel like a little bytch when you feel the need to steal to get what you want? Man up, you can do without an s3 until you have the money to buy it. If you don't have the testicular fortitude to tamper your material desires then you're soft as baby thighs.

man up?!?!?

that shyt is worth $600. thats rent my nikka. im not jay-z this is not big pimpin.

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

man up?!?!?

that shyt is worth $600. thats rent my nikka. im not jay-z this is not big pimpin.

get a job breh

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

get a job breh

i have a job. i work for the government. i make 60k a year

i do it for the thrill

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

i have a job. i work for the government. i make 60k a year

i do it for the thrill

U get caught for that and its a felony, kiss your gubbament job goodbye. that "thrill" is worth the risk?

Let alone the lack of character such an act displays.

Nothing is realer than karma.

 

[illadope]

You missed the window to take advantage, going back isnt a good look.

 

[Smokin Rider]

You already gave yourself away by lurkin for 45 minutes. They was watching you on security cameras like

You got to spot it and grab it quick and when you go around a corner you slip it in a pocket.

I did that once and then on the way out was askin the employees about job applications as a front for not buyin shyt

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

U get caught for that and its a felony, kiss your gubbament job goodbye. that "thrill" is worth the risk?

Let alone the lack of character such an act displays.

Nothing is realer than karma.

obviously i didn't steal.

not a felony. petty theft a misdemeanor here.

and my walmart does weird shyt here. they try to collect all your info and try to get you to pay for what you took without ever reaching the police. those greedy fukks

 

[OH SOHH TRILL]

i have a job. i work for the government. i make 60k a year

i do it for the thrill

stick to stealing fake diamond studs. catching a felony over a fukking phone ain't what's hot in the street.

 

[SwagmundFreud]

Typical Droid-drone plebeian attempting to resort to such incongruous acts.



* adjusts top hat and monocle *


*walks out of thread in disgust*

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

obviously i didn't steal.

not a felony. petty theft a misdemeanor here.

and my walmart does weird shyt here. they try to collect all your info and try to get you to pay for what you took without ever reaching the police. those greedy fukks

Still breh. Trying to steal shyt at stores is a childish thing. How old are you

 

[havoc00]

Still breh. Trying to steal shyt at stores is a childish thing. How old are you

childish? why pay when I can take it?

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

childish? why pay when I can take it?

Because its stealing, and its a felony in most states. I guess I'm the only one here who had parents that raised me correctly. fukk I look like being a grown ass man getting arrested in walmart for trying to steal a galaxy s3

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

Still breh. Trying to steal shyt at stores is a childish thing. How old are you

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