Was at the annual toad family dinner yesterday Princess Peach is in trouble

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Parks and Rec gotta get these goddamn piranha plants under control.

:what:

That dilapidated “mansion” Luigi owns on the west side is bringing down the property values in that neighborhood.

And my neighbors where I live? I was out for a casual jog thru early one morning, thought I could find some spare 1ups and what not, and outta nowhere this fukking chain chomp jumps out at me.

:damn:

Get you damn pets under control!

What are my damn coins paying for? I see them all over this bytch and we still got problems
 
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Parks and Rec gotta get these goddamn piranha plants under control.

:what:

That dilapidated “mansion” Luigi owns on the west side is bringing down the property values in that neighborhood.

And my neighbors where I live? I was out for a casual jog thru early one morning, thought I could find some spare 1ups and what not, and outta nowhere this fukking chain chomp jumps out at me.

:damn:

Get you damn pets under control!

What are my damn coins paying for? I see them all over this bytch and we still got problems

theyre being used to fund wars in dinosaur land
 
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With elelction season right around the corner just like clockwork you got the Raco0n segment of the population starting to stir the waters saying that "Princess Peach needs to think twice about feeling that she is guaranteed the Toad vote.".......you need to be careful of this group. They usually start conversations with: "I think Bowser has some strong points to help the Toad population." or they may play down the insurrection on the Mushroom Kingdom palace by calling it "Just a small group of Goombas letting their displeasure be heard.".. .. :ufdup:
 

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Even the elder toads were saying she hasn't done shyt for us
The economy hasn't improved under princess Toadstool. We still have to pound blocks to get a decent wage.
then she's letting these two Italian plumbers live here without providing anything
Nobody was saying Bowser should come invade the castle but for life long mushroom kingdom loyalists to be saying this out loud at dinner was wild
:dead:




Perfect execution of the lamest coli trope!

Pos rep.
 

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With elelction season right around the corner just like clockwork you got the Raco0n segment of the population starting to stir the waters saying that "Princess Peach needs to think twice about feeling that she is guaranteed the Toad vote.".......you need to be careful of this group. They usually start conversations with: "I think Bowser has some strong points to help the Toad population." or they may play down the insurrection on the Mushroom Kingdom palace by calling it "Just a small group of Goombas letting their displeasure be heard.".. .. :ufdup:
Gotdamn people are so simple and predictable :wow:
 
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