Was at the annual toad family dinner yesterday Princess Peach is in trouble

[humminbird]

Even the elder toads were saying she hasn't done shyt for us
The economy hasn't improved under princess Toadstool. We still have to pound blocks to get a decent wage.
then she's letting these two Italian plumbers live here without providing anything
Nobody was saying Bowser should come invade the castle but for life long mushroom kingdom loyalists to be saying this out loud at dinner was wild

 

[Sauce Mane]

 

[BobbyWojak]

Too many goombas in my neighborhood, they run all the stores, but you never see them hire a young toad.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

…and let’s not get into the amount of gun violence going on in the kingdom. Bullet Bill doesn’t give a fukk about gun laws in the mushroom kingdom

 

[hood b. goode]

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

Meanwhile we got Wario out here riding on the coattails of his famous family spewing all these alternative facts about his uncles... .

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, P-P-P-Peaches

 

[jay83]

Yoshi always seems to get blamed for everything. Doesn’t seem to add up.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

crime is so bad, the other day someone broke in and stole all my feathers

 

[parallax]

Even the elder toads were saying she hasn't done shyt for us
The economy hasn't improved under princess Toadstool. We still have to pound blocks to get a decent wage.
then she's letting these two Italian plumbers live here without providing anything
Nobody was saying Bowser should come invade the castle but for life long mushroom kingdom loyalists to be saying this out loud at dinner was wild

the only way out for a toad is on the kart track.

 

[Adeptus Astartes]

Where she at anyway? Everytime we picket the local castle, they say she ain't home!

#AbsenteePrincess

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, P-P-P-Peaches

When he told ole boy "Come jam with me "

 

[Piff Perkins]

Was this a foundational toad household? Peep the hairlines under the hats if you aren’t sure my brother.

 

[Ryze]

You #bothkingdoms ass shrooms really want another Bowser invasion? Smh. Y'all need to put down that Bowser Jr. propoganda and the yoshi fruit juice. We're still feeling the waves of the last bowser takeover, hell, there's still lava on some floors of the kingdom and ghosts scheming when our guards are down. Y'all can't even get Princess Peach to pay our stomped on fees, but you think you can push bowser? The problem is y'all don't want to do anything. Running around in the same steps saying the same 5 sentences like NPCs.

 

[Gloxina]

Was this a foundational toad household? Peep the hairlines under the hats if you aren’t sure my brother.

You #bothkingdoms ass shrooms really want another Bowser invasion? Smh. Y'all need to put down that Bowser Jr. propoganda and the yoshi fruit juice. We're still feeling the waves of the last bowser takeover, hell, there's still lava on some floors of the kingdom and ghosts scheming when our guards are down. Y'all can't even get Princess Peach to pay our stomped on fees, but you think you can push bowser? The problem is y'all don't want to do anything. Running around in the same steps saying the same 5 sentences like NPCs.

Rep!


This place is ridiculous lol