Wait…so 7 inches is a small penis & 9 is average nowadays? These new hoes, mane…

[Reptile]

So y'all n!ggas ain't letting ya meat marinate in black seed oil?

Pray tell..

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Broads gonna take this ABC and like it got dammuh

 

[GreenGhxst]

you know the type of hoes to even post this probably didn't too well in school

this is bird brain air head shyt, them hoes can't count, you can have 5 inches and tell her 7 and she gone believe you

 

[Bumblebreh]

Y’all be waiting for these threads to brag about ya size to a bunch of nikkas

These type of threads are lowkey mango

 

[DropTopDoc]

these are also the same idiots that think 100k is a normal salary

twitter is not a real place and im looking forward to its death

Had to correct a dude on there, I’m like that’s 10% he was talking 23%

 

[DropTopDoc]

 

[mr.africa]

I’m surprised some of these village bicycles don’t have they uterus fall out the p*ssy when they stand up

yo, village bicycles....lol.

 

[Lambent55]

Yeah, because these dudes with 4-5 inch penises be going around telling women they 7 inches.

 

[NoirDynosaur]

Fill her holes with that girth. That girth will fill her up like a hot cup of Folgers

 

[sanityovar8ted]

The only way 8 inches would be mid for a chick is maybe if she had 50+ inches of ass and thighs to circumnavigate before you even get to the p*ssy. Otherwise they're mostly running from anything 7+ frfr. Women can't eyeball height or dikk size for shyt cuz nikkas lie so much anyway.

It's a girl on tiktok right now who does Street interviews with random men asking their height and most of them confidently say they're around 6'1. Then she turns around and says ok cool can I measure you? and pulls out a measuring tape, then all of a sudden they're shook and hesitant. Most of them don't be taller than 5'9.

This is very true



My daughter's daddy drivers license says he is 5'9
He is NOT 5'9
He is my height
Dmv does not actually certify or verify or measure u
I am 5'2 n make fun of his 5'9 erry chance I get



Also have a funny story about dicc size but paywall

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

These bytches can barely ride any size dikk without stopping and shyt. Idk why y’all listen to these birds.

 

[TQbrit]

Wtf and this is why threads like these are extremely . No wonder there’s no bass in your posts

 

[duncanthetall]

When’s the last time you’ve seen a female use a measuring device? How many females you know use rulers on a daily basis? Majority of these hoes can’t eyeball anywhere close to 6 inches accurately. Lil meat brehs really shouldn’t fret

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Hot Cheeto fingers, Mattress on the floor diaries...

You left out the stanky bonnets

 

[god shamgod]

These weirdos in here telling their measurements

Girth>>>>>>>length. If you actually got p*ssy in life you would know that. Fill them walls up & have a great rhythm/stroke game gonna have em like stop measuring your dikk