Wait a minute... "Macho Man" Randy Savage was secretly half black?

[hayesc0]

As a kid I thought macho Man was black. It was until I was almost grown when I found out he wasn't. I knew no white man can have that much swag

Hogan looked black to me also he had that real deep tan at one point lol.

 

[Bootzilla]

I never thought Macho Man was black. I used to think Johnny B. Bad and Tazz were black tho.

Tazz ain't black

 

[Thebadguy]

Tazz ain't black

Nah. Italian.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Nah. Italian.

No way. I thought he was Dominican.

 

[DANJ!]

I used to think SuperStar Billy Graham was black when he was managing Don Muraco... I thought Johnny B. Badd was black too- after all, why would a white man do a Little Richard lookalike gimmick

Never thought it about Macho and Lanny tho'. Not even part-Black... but I'll take Lanny's word about his father before I take my own. Would definitely explain Macho's swag levels, haaa

 

[(Lean Ambrose)]

Mach did have some hair on the nappy spectrum

Hell yeah especially 80's Macho King era...
nikkas shyt was a bit coarse...

 

[Buzzed Lightyear]

Just going to leave this here

The fukk's his problem?