Wackest Verse in Hit Record History

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Nelly - E.I

just horrible lyrics

I'ma sucka for corn rows and manicured toes (hey)
Fendi capri pants and Parasuco's (alright)
High saddity and city, with one or two clothes
I'm draftin 'em outta high school straight into the pros
Who knows? I know!
And I love it when you make your knees touch your elbows
And break it down low to the flo', and there you go
Now throw it on me slow
And everytime I +Busta Rhyme+, baby "Gimme Some Mo'"
You say you like that, when I hit it from behind
And I'll be right back; yeah that's my very next line
I use it - time after time, when I'm speakin my mind
It's no matter if I'm shootin game to a pigeon or dime
I ask her, "Who dat is, talkin that shyt about the 'tics?"
Somebody probably jealous cause they bytch got hit
But ain't nobody else droppin shyt like this
Should we apologize? Nah fukk 'em, just leave 'em pissed, HEY!

[Chorus: repeat 2X]

Andele andele mami, E.I. E.I.
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What's poppin tonight?
Andele andele mami, E.I. E.I.
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! If the head right, Nelly there ery'night

[Nelly]
We can gamble to the break of dawn, nikka
Money long, nikka
Pass up the skirt to talk to the thong, nikka
Some say I'm wrong, but fukk it I'm grown, nikka
If you ain't bout money then best be gone, nikka
I'm flashy (uh) double takes when you walk past me
Nasty, don't be scared boo, go 'head and ask me
I drive fastly, call me Jeff Gord-on
In the black SS with the naviga-tion
See the joint blaz-on, somethin smells amaz-on
I got a chick rollin up, half black and asian
Another one pagin, tellin me to come home
Her husband on vacation and left her home alone
I used the V-12, powers; weight loss, powers
From +Phat Farm+ to +Iceberg Slim+ in one shower
Get a room in Trump Towers just to hit the wee hours
Kicked the bytch up out the room cause she used the word ours, HEY!

[Chorus]

[Nelly]
Aiyyo I smash-mouth a whole ounce, of that sticky
Wash my hands under a gold spout, when feelin icky
Let go off in a ho's mouth, I ain't picky
Start frontin when the shows out - whatchu mean?!
Twenty inches when they roll ouuuuuuut - come and get me
Big faces when they fold ouuuuuuut - is you wit me?
Don't make me pull that fo'-fo' ouuuuuuut
I keep it closer when the dough ouuuuuuut
Then I slide up in the Escalade
Me and E gettin solid like the Ice Capades
And me and Heezy - frosty, Roger the Rabbit and Bugsy
You understand me, wrapped wrists like mummies
If you compare me to your local grocery
Then you'll see I got more carrots/karats than "Aisle D"
More bread than "Aisle G", then bag and scan me
+Sure+ like +Al B.+, meet the 'tics in Maui, HEY!
You crazy. Nelly was flowing on that bih.

One of his best flows of his career
 

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One, here comes the two to the three to the four
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor
Baby girl ass jiggle like she want more
Like she a groupie and I ain't even on tour
Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore
Or maybe cause she heard that I buy out the stores
Bottom of the nineth and a nikka gotta score
If not I gotta move on to the next whore

Here comes the three to the two, to the one
Homeboy trippin' he don't know I got a gun
When it come to pop, we do shyt for fun
You ain't got one? nikka you better run
Now I'm in the back gettin' head from a hun
While she goin' down I'm braggin' on what I done
She smokin' my blunt sayin' she ain't havin' fun
bytch give it back now you don't get none
 

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2007 was a weird year in hip hop...

Rich boy, mims, hurricane Chris, young joc, Soulja boy, Jibbs are only to name a few... A lot of one hit wonders with wack verses all over the place around that time
Richboy is underrated his far from trash
Hurricane Chris and soulja boy aren't one hit wonder they had multiple hits if anything soulja boy had hits from 07 to 09 this site and it's constant hate for anything mid to late 2000s:flabbynsick:
 

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"It's so hot up in this club that I ain't got no shoes on"

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:gucci:
 

Harry B

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:what:

Gucci killed that verse

"There's so much money on the floor we buying school clothes" is not only a punchline it's a real line, these strippers are really feeding their kids of these dudes causing storms in there. So what's wack about that bar? :what:.

He doesn't like a type of broad, instead he told a joke about them only being able to point him to what he likes.



You've really not heard a lot of hiphop if you call this wack.
 
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"so much money on the floor we buyin school clothes" :ohhh:

we littered the gentlemans club floor with so much cash, most of these single mothers will be afforded the opportunity to take their kids shopping for more school clothes.

line went over your head because you weak :mjlol:
 
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