Wackest Verse in Hit Record History

[Marc Spector]

Nelly - E.I

just horrible lyrics

I'ma sucka for corn rows and manicured toes (hey)
Fendi capri pants and Parasuco's (alright)
High saddity and city, with one or two clothes
I'm draftin 'em outta high school straight into the pros
Who knows? I know!
And I love it when you make your knees touch your elbows
And break it down low to the flo', and there you go
Now throw it on me slow
And everytime I +Busta Rhyme+, baby "Gimme Some Mo'"
You say you like that, when I hit it from behind
And I'll be right back; yeah that's my very next line
I use it - time after time, when I'm speakin my mind
It's no matter if I'm shootin game to a pigeon or dime
I ask her, "Who dat is, talkin that shyt about the 'tics?"
Somebody probably jealous cause they bytch got hit
But ain't nobody else droppin shyt like this
Should we apologize? Nah fukk 'em, just leave 'em pissed, HEY!

[Chorus: repeat 2X]

Andele andele mami, E.I. E.I.
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What's poppin tonight?
Andele andele mami, E.I. E.I.
Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! If the head right, Nelly there ery'night

[Nelly]
We can gamble to the break of dawn, nikka
Money long, nikka
Pass up the skirt to talk to the thong, nikka
Some say I'm wrong, but fukk it I'm grown, nikka
If you ain't bout money then best be gone, nikka
I'm flashy (uh) double takes when you walk past me
Nasty, don't be scared boo, go 'head and ask me
I drive fastly, call me Jeff Gord-on
In the black SS with the naviga-tion
See the joint blaz-on, somethin smells amaz-on
I got a chick rollin up, half black and asian
Another one pagin, tellin me to come home
Her husband on vacation and left her home alone
I used the V-12, powers; weight loss, powers
From +Phat Farm+ to +Iceberg Slim+ in one shower
Get a room in Trump Towers just to hit the wee hours
Kicked the bytch up out the room cause she used the word ours, HEY!

[Chorus]

[Nelly]
Aiyyo I smash-mouth a whole ounce, of that sticky
Wash my hands under a gold spout, when feelin icky
Let go off in a ho's mouth, I ain't picky
Start frontin when the shows out - whatchu mean?!
Twenty inches when they roll ouuuuuuut - come and get me
Big faces when they fold ouuuuuuut - is you wit me?
Don't make me pull that fo'-fo' ouuuuuuut
I keep it closer when the dough ouuuuuuut
Then I slide up in the Escalade
Me and E gettin solid like the Ice Capades
And me and Heezy - frosty, Roger the Rabbit and Bugsy
You understand me, wrapped wrists like mummies
If you compare me to your local grocery
Then you'll see I got more carrots/karats than "Aisle D"
More bread than "Aisle G", then bag and scan me
+Sure+ like +Al B.+, meet the 'tics in Maui, HEY!

 

[Armchair Militant]

 

[egsteel]

Uzi verse is the worst verse ever on a hit record.

came in here to post this. I change the station just before his verse starts.

 

[Awesome Wells]

Pretty sure it's something Pras said at some point.

 

[Chip Skylark]

Styles P verse on BMF. Between his light ass voice, the shady ass vocal mix and that tough ass lex luger beat, that verse sounded hella outta place

The most forgettable verse of all time

 

[rbksNgirbauds]

"I'm old skool and i'll smack a bytch"

 

[Wild self]

The fact that all of the worst verses came out in the last 8 years, tells you everything

 

[Dont@Me]

cant believe i read this whole thread

 

[Greenhornet]

this thread made me realize when I was a huge Jay fan .... seeing him on that last track HA remix and being excited as fukk

putting that shyt on and it sounding like he recorded it on a logitech mic and having no fukking flow at all

that was the exact moment I wasnt a Jayz fan anymore ... it was like he heard the beat and rapped that shyt over a telephone over a tempo he thought the beat would be at ... no vocal infliction or nothing just straight twilight zone garbage

 

[HE_Pennypacker]

Real talk, outside of #1 I feel like Nelly is straight struggle bars with hot hooks and beats

Loved the beat tho

Lmao this whole song is struggle bars how the hell did it ever become a hit?!

 

[patscorpio]

Nelly doing shows overseas what D4L doing?

I have no idea what nelly is doing outside of that reality show on bet

 

[Big Lil' Whatever]

Murphy Lee with that Gohans Voltron shyt.

 

[patscorpio]

Real talk, outside of #1 I feel like Nelly is straight struggle bars with hot hooks and beats

Real talk..he stood out like a sore thumb because he came up in the era where you had to have some bars. He was wack straight up. He's not even seen as better than Drake much less his contemporaries.

 

[Address_Unknown]

One, here comes the two to the three to the four
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor
Baby girl ass jiggle like she want more
Like she a groupie and I ain't even on tour
Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore
Or maybe cause she heard that I buy out the stores
Bottom of the nineth and a nikka gotta score
If not I gotta move on to the next whore

Here comes the three to the two, to the one
Homeboy trippin' he don't know I got a gun
When it come to pop, we do shyt for fun
You ain't got one? nikka you better run
Now I'm in the back gettin' head from a hun
While she goin' down I'm braggin' on what I done
She smokin' my blunt sayin' she ain't havin' fun
bytch give it back now you don't get none

This got to be one of THE FIRST rap songs I saw people trying not to at while dancing to the shyts. I remember when it came out I was in Florida on a cruise and the DJ just played the Instrumental version after the first night and adlibbed bullshyt on it the othernights.

 

[Ricky Fontaine]

Oh shyt i got a good one. What about the last nikka on "Move That Dope" that no one knows is there because they cut his shyt every time they play it



shyt still has me dying to this day lol