Vince Russos ideas for Shotgun Saturday Night
Jim Cornette revealed on his latest podcast some ideas that Vince Russo pitched for Shotgun Saturday Nights early run in bars/nightclubs. Here are some of Vince Russos ideas for the show.
•A Shotgun Saturday Night exclusive Title which would be a badge, and could only be challenged for on SSN
•The Shotgun Saturday Night title holder would be known as the Shotgun Saturday Night “tough man”
•A wild card extra match, which entails that every 5 minutes a new wrestler would enter to mess with the 1V1 match
•The last match of the night would have a clock detailing how much time remains in the TV broadcast, with the match starting with a shotgun blast sound and ending with a shotgun blast sound
•A “Two minutes with Jake the Snake” match, wherein if you cannot defeat Jake the Snake within two minutes you would have to leave the WWF
•”You call the spot match” where you must do the move the crowd chants for no matter what
•Guess Yokozunas weight, and the winner gets a free sushi dinner
•Put jobbers on a scale until they match Yokozunas weight, then have the match between the job guys and Yoko
•Flashlight match, everyone in the bar has flashlights and there are no other light sources allowed
•A “whos hipper match?” Wherein you hide two hidden cameras on two different superstars and see which superstar can gain entry into an exclusive nightclub first
•A match between the wives of Stone Cold and Brian Pillman, with Stone Cold and Pillman in their respective wives corners
•A “beautiful buxom referee” to ref each match. His words not mine
•Shotgun Saturday Night should have a mascot, a man in a bear suit that gets abused by fans
•Striptease match, two superstars have there wife or girlfriend in there corner. Each time a superstar takes a bump the wife/girlfriend would have to remove a piece of clothing
•Shotgun Star Search, fans come in to imitate the wrestlers
•Hot Sunny nights, Sunny should have a talkshow where she always ends the segment by putting herself over
•An obstacle course set up in the bar/nightclub
What do you guys think about some of these ideas?
Jim Cornette revealed on his latest podcast some ideas that Vince Russo pitched for Shotgun Saturday Nights early run in bars/nightclubs. Here are some of Vince Russos ideas for the show.
•A Shotgun Saturday Night exclusive Title which would be a badge, and could only be challenged for on SSN
•The Shotgun Saturday Night title holder would be known as the Shotgun Saturday Night “tough man”
•A wild card extra match, which entails that every 5 minutes a new wrestler would enter to mess with the 1V1 match
•The last match of the night would have a clock detailing how much time remains in the TV broadcast, with the match starting with a shotgun blast sound and ending with a shotgun blast sound
•A “Two minutes with Jake the Snake” match, wherein if you cannot defeat Jake the Snake within two minutes you would have to leave the WWF
•”You call the spot match” where you must do the move the crowd chants for no matter what
•Guess Yokozunas weight, and the winner gets a free sushi dinner
•Put jobbers on a scale until they match Yokozunas weight, then have the match between the job guys and Yoko
•Flashlight match, everyone in the bar has flashlights and there are no other light sources allowed
•A “whos hipper match?” Wherein you hide two hidden cameras on two different superstars and see which superstar can gain entry into an exclusive nightclub first
•A match between the wives of Stone Cold and Brian Pillman, with Stone Cold and Pillman in their respective wives corners
•A “beautiful buxom referee” to ref each match. His words not mine
•Shotgun Saturday Night should have a mascot, a man in a bear suit that gets abused by fans
•Striptease match, two superstars have there wife or girlfriend in there corner. Each time a superstar takes a bump the wife/girlfriend would have to remove a piece of clothing
•Shotgun Star Search, fans come in to imitate the wrestlers
•Hot Sunny nights, Sunny should have a talkshow where she always ends the segment by putting herself over
•An obstacle course set up in the bar/nightclub
What do you guys think about some of these ideas?
This shyt reads like DDT stipulations.
