Vince-isms

[Nintendough]

Wrestling shows =Entertainments

 

[Mob H]

Title shot = "Championship opportunity"
Hospital = "medical facility"
Although it is literally a bedazzled lifting belt, belt = "championship title"
Knocked out = "unresponsive"

Let's make a complete list.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Thats what those are. Just an iced out version of this:

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Thats what those are. Just an iced out version of this:

LIFTING BELTS ARE ACTUALLY WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIPS WITH THE GOLD REMOVED, BROTHER! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO TITLES AFTER TERRITORIES DIE, DUDE!

 

[RammerJammer]

This may be the most dangeorus (insert wrestler) has ever been = losing at the PPV

Announcer: "We got a new Champion!" = Kicks out at 2

 

[The Rainmaker]

Every time you hear "each and everyone of you" in a promo, Vince himself wrote it.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

A hard bump - "sickening thud", "driven into the canvas"

Table spot - "broken in half"

Apron - "hardest part of the ring"

Hollow aluminum stairs - "300 lb steel steps"

Fat guy that loses all the time - "Eater of Worlds"

 

[ALTRUISM]

Limo pulling up = something serious is going down

That's more a trope, but it is so damn predictable that it it's funny

 

[mortuus est]

Linda - bytch

 

[Playaz Eyez]

DDT = powerslam

Bulldog = DDT

 

[Here Comes the Pain]

Higher power= himself

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Every time you hear "each and everyone of you" in a promo, Vince himself wrote it.

Dead giveaway

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

DDT = powerslam

Bulldog = DDT

Taz-ism : every hold is "A key lock"

 

[richaveli83]

LIFTING BELTS ARE ACTUALLY WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIPS WITH THE GOLD REMOVED, BROTHER! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO TITLES AFTER TERRITORIES DIE, DUDE!