Vince-isms

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Title shot = "Championship opportunity"
Hospital = "medical facility"
Although it is literally a bedazzled lifting belt, belt = "championship title"
Knocked out = "unresponsive"

Let's make a complete list.

 

[Paper Boi]

pro wrestling = sports entertainment
fans = universe


i believe there is one about addressing the live audience where they are forced to say "each and every one of you"

 

[MenacingMonk]

Cocaine - Tim White, Sheamus, Energy

:crazycb:"I need that Sheamus, pal!"

 

[Drones]

 

[Cartier Murphy]

Vomit = puke

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Rassling - wrestling

Linda - bytch

 

[Lord Scion]

Black male = Shelton

 

[El Guapo]

At *insert PPV name* = At WWE *PPV name* live this Sunday on the WWE Network.

Lead face getting booed = "controversial" without doing anything controversial

 

[jadillac]

specific move name = "what a maneuver!"

 

[TL15]

Actor/wrestler = WWE superstar
Showing some secret indescribable initiative = grabbing the brass ring
Hornswoggle = easy storyline ender

 

[KingBeez]

Roman = MAKE HIM LOOK STRONG!!!!!

Raw after Mania' = The fans are crazy!!!! They'll cheer who they usually boo, and boo the superstars they usually cheer!!!

Jim Ross = YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

head = skull

back = spine

 

[Rosecrans]

Need to reprimand a bad employee?

Make them kiss your bare ass on live tv :cokeboy21:

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Raw ratings from last Monday=

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Black male = Shelton