'The Way of Water' Makes it Rain $63M this New Year's. Water is Wet: Weekend Box Office Results (Dec. 30-Jan. 1)
If you peep the title, it's damn near the same as the one for I wrote for Christmas. That's for good reason. We had a snow storm during Christmas, so
Avatar made it snow. We had rain here for New Year's;
Avatar made it rain. Oh, an I buried the lede:
The Way of Water made $63.4M this holiday weekend. Damn near identical to last holiday weekend's $63.3M.
If y'all read my titles, I like to get creative with it, but this is an example of how repetition can be effective when warranted. From the holidays, to the weather patterns, to the ticket sales, my shyt ain't stale. Water is wet;
Avatar prevails.
The Way of Water now stands at $1.3B worldwide and $421.5M domestic after only 17 days. It took
Wakanda Forever 41 days to accomplish the same domestic feat. It's all a win for Disney tho, despite
Black Panther lagging behind.
Speaking of Disney,
Avatar 2, joins
Black Panther 2 ($437.9M) and
Doctor Strange 2 ($411.3M) as Disney's third 2022 film to gross $400M+ at the Domestic Box Office. They have three of the four entries, as
Top Gun: Maverick was the only other film to fly past the benchmark.
Congratulations to Disney for their box office exploits, or should I say, congratulations to Marvel and 20th Century Formerly Fox Studios? Disney will buy you if you a threat. You a fool if against James Cameron you bet. Water really is wet.
Aight, that's enough Disney talk. How bout a lil love for Comcast? Nah, I'm playing.
Why is my gigabit internet only reaching 500mbps, you fukks? I'm operating Pixel 7's, PS5's and Firestick 4K Max's.
Speed that shyt up. But for real tho, Universal's
Puss in Boots bounced back from a "disappointing" debut with a $16.3M weekend. That was up 31.2% from last weekend. I think the weather made a difference. The weather made a difference. It's now made $60.7M domestically and $129.4M worldwide.
That's how you get your weight up.
Speaking of cats and bounce backs,
Black Panther 2 bounced it's way back into the top five, finishing 3rd with $4.8M. A nice 38% improvement over last weekend. As I mentioned before, it's now grossed $437.9M domestically and $818.4M worldwide. That makes it the 6th highest grossing movie in the world in 2022. Somewhat disappointing when you consider how
Avatar 2 is already number 2 after 3 weeks.
I Wanna Dance with Somebody? With $4.2M, moviegoers ain't been dancing they way to the theater to see this shyt. This was only down 10.8% from its debut last weekend, so that's a positive. It's made $14.8M domestically and $27.9M worldwide. It's a shame to be smoking on that Whitney pack. Does that mean that we smoking crack?
Rounding off the top five was
Babylon with an outstanding $2.7M.
Hey, it's now in the double digits tho with $10.1M.
Paramount had an immaculate 2022...until this shyt came out and put a damper on their year. They can't all be winners. Let's just remember the good times with
Scream,
Jackass, (I ain't watch that shyt)
The Lost City,
Sonic 2,
Top Gun 2 and
Smile.
Sorry, Tobey. We'll catch you
Across the Spider-Verse.
Notables Outside The Top Five
Santa and
Violent Night fell down the chimney and out of the top five, finishing in 6th place with $2.1M. It's now $2.5M shy of grossing $50M domestically. It's passes $70M worldwide, with $72.8M.
The Menu remained in 9th place but bounced back with $1M, which was up from last weekend's $678K.
It's now made $64.8M worldwide and debuts on HBO Max on Tuesday.
A Man Called Otto, in it's Oscar qualifying run, grossed $61K, from 4 theaters in NY and LA. That makes for an impressive $15.2K per theater average. It got a 48 on Metacritic. According to that, it blows. It's at a 67% tho on Rotten Tomatoes. Did y'all catch that line? Do you even know I be rhyming sometime?
The Top Ten
- Avatar: The Way of Water - $63,444,000 ($421,561,914)
- Puss in Boots: The Last Wish - $16,310,000 ($60,717,330)
- Black Panther: Wakanda Forever - $4,830,000 ($437,975,653)
- Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance with Somebody - $4,250,000 ($14,870,000)
- Babylon - $2,730,000 ($10,139,502)
- Violent Night - $2,130,000 ($47,520,295)
- The Whale - $1,330,685 ($5,777,882)
- The Fabelmans - $1,140,000 ($12,215,220)
- The Menu - $1,070,000 ($36,128,899)
- Strange World - $538,000 ($37,029,290)
Catch y'all next week