I want Goldberg to win the strap, then Riddle win the Rumble. I know for a fact that will be more entertaining than anything they gonna throw up.
Velveteen winning The Rumble would be hilarious just for the Internet outrage it would cause but I doubt Vince would give that the greenlight.The Rumble is the Perfect Time to Make A New Star
Imagine the fukkery.
The collective meltdown of the internet wrestling community.
The think pieces.
The tears.
Also, don't forget to give @MartyMcFly some clicks too, this week, he's talking about the 99 Rumble and the build up to it. He tried to convince dude not to write this article too.
Why this was the Best Storytelling for a Royal Rumble Match
Big Bill winning this shyt
Instead we all gonna see Bad Bunny hitting the Bushido Kicks at the RumbleIf Bobby Brown ever bushido kick out the helicopter during a WWE event you can just ascend me to the cosmos, for my purpose on earth is done.