The battle is lawst but the war is far from overDid he really lose? He getting a gold medal reception back home anyway

Thick AF too
“Its a funny story…”I mean if ya gonna lose, this is the way.
Hell of a story to tell to girls in bars
“Ooh so your an olympian, why dont you have the gold?”
“Its a funny story…”
What a HEADline. Triple metaphor dont even ask me how.
Stop being a cac


When I did track I had a special set of draws just for events, and made sure to get a proper tuck right before the start. Couldn't imagine going to the Olympics without Stark Industries level dikk stabilization tech![]()
You don't want your junk flopping around unprotected when you're wearing a speed suit and running 20+ mph, doing jumps, or as you see here, vaulting. Aside from the visuals, it can be extremely painful. Don't even ax me how I found out

that personally would've let me use my penis as the actual polenikka should have read that pinky thread before he went up.

Yeah, you see that thang bounce? That thang definitely weighing more than an ounce.Thick AF too
