Congrats on the kid. It's funny as shyt that you spazzed out and got all hot when it was implied that you were molested by a karate instructor though. It was a garden variety internet joke and worse things have been said about you plenty of times. That makes it seem you really were molested by a karate instructor or someone else. It would also explain why you chose to start taking karate lessons and become a neighborhood watch vigilante in your 30's. It was always obvious you were acting out in ostentatious, forced faux uber masculine ways in an effort to compensate for some deviated sense of manhood. Now we know why.
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