Real nikkas don't "lol" or "omg" in the first place
Real nikkas don't "lol" or "omg" in the first place
Real nikkas don't "lol" or "omg" in the first place
After reading this thread and the one about chicks choosing you, I was considering texting this chick I just met, who hit me w/ the "lets be texting buddies".
She cool and all, but i tried to set it something up, and gave me the "I gotta know someone before I go out with them, and lets be txting buddies".
Luckily I used my big head instead of the other one, and I'm sticking to my principals of not trying to "convince" chicks to mess w/ me.
Not Pressing For p*ssy in 2012
I don't let people take it that far
If it's in person I'll give them a look while they laughing and they get the point
I used to do that with broads, just to see what reaction I would get..
shyt kinda worked.. sometime
Me: "You need to let me knock the dust off that p*ssy, lol"
Her: "Lol, boy you crazy"
Me: "Whatchu doing tonight?"
Her: "Nothing... Why, Whats up?"
The rest is a layup...
mmmmmm nah short mexican chicks.
I thought my ish was going into a portal where it was being fellatio'd on the other side.
After reading this thread and the one about chicks choosing you, I was considering texting this chick I just met, who hit me w/ the "lets be texting buddies".
She cool and all, but i tried to set it something up, and gave me the "I gotta know someone before I go out with them, and lets be txting buddies".
Luckily I used my big head instead of the other one, and I'm sticking to my principals of not trying to "convince" chicks to mess w/ me.
Not Pressing For p*ssy in 2012
"I'm pregnant"
"Not mine, I used protection."
"I dug the condom out of the trash and inseminated myself using a turkey baster, lol"