Using an entire roll of toilet paper after number 2 unappreciation thread

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yeah, i hate those wet sloppy soft shyts you be taken sometimes where you gotta use 1.5 rolls just to get the brown down to a few streaks on the paper :snoop:

i also spread my buttcheeks when i shyt now and it reduces the amount of brown gunk that i need to wipe away after shytting, only have to use one or two wipes after :stylin:
 

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ΘГβĮŦ∆Ŀ ₣℮ŦЏگ;849166 said:
nah, the other way around.
paper first then wet wipe.

Then more paper
 

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ΘГβĮŦ∆Ŀ ₣℮ŦЏگ;849166 said:
nah, the other way around.
paper first then wet wipe.

Nah, I view it like taking a shower.

Wet first, then you gotta dry off.

I'll try it your way next time around.... :lolbron:


i'm a [dry paper-> wet wipe-> dry paper-> baby powder] kinda guy.

even keep the travel wipes and j&j in my desk drawer :heh:.

:leon:

Impressive ;)
 

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never thought about using wipes.

had my first kid and one day there was no roll on the thing but his wipes were right next to me. after the first stroke i was:noah: at how much better it cleaned my ass



:ahh: never gone back
 

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never thought about using wipes.

had my first kid and one day there was no roll on the thing but his wipes were right next time. after the first stroke i was:noah: at how much better it cleaned my ass



:ahh: never gone back

:laugh: me too!

My son is 7 years old and I still keep a stack of baby wipes as if I have an infant in the house. Being a mother showed me the light...... :shaq:
 

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i was on the cottonelle wipes pre parenthood...






























but i'd be lying if i said i've never jacked my daughter's huggies joints when i run out of my own :lolbron: shiiiiiiiiit she got the wipe heater and everything.
 

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Man I gots charmin in the crib and that is not cheap. Fck I look like wasting all that toilet paper?

I wouldn't even waste toilet paper like that at work, cuz that rough shyt will hurt your bottom if u use too much no homo. I shoul prob get some charmin for the gig since I got my own bathroom here.
 
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