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Im ok with that, with Duncan (PBUH) nearing the end :sadcam: Pekovic should be able to hold us over until the chosen one arrives. There will be another great center, he's probably in Lithuania or Montenegro right now using an old WW2 era land-mine in place of a basketball to perfect his post moves.

Nope. He's shooting jumpers and grew up admiring Dirk. :birdman:


This aint 96 Joe, we can't go back. :stylin:

*Stands 6'11, doesn't lift weights, works on handles, perfects fadeaway, rebounds ocassionally, leads the fast break* :smugfavre:
 

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Now who else wanna fukk with Hollywood Court?


Nope. He's shooting jumpers and grew up admiring Dirk. :birdman:


This aint 96 Joe, we can't go back. :stylin:

*Stands 6'11, doesn't lift weights, works on handles, perfects fadeaway, rebounds ocassionally, leads the fast break* :smugfavre:

Heathen, the chosen one will deliver us from these sissies shooting jumpers, and remind everyone what a man looks like in the paint. The low block will run red with the blood of non-believers, he will come like a thief in the night, when the NBA is devoid of anyone over 260lbs. He will lay waste to defenders too thin to guard his 280-320lbs frame, his jumphook will be the foundation in everything he does, much like it was for Hakeem (PBUH).

The greats like Shaq will look on him with delight and coin the nickname "Harbinger of the Hook", Hakeem (PBUH) will fly back to Nigeria with footage for all to see, David Robinson will have the US Navy commission a study on the dynamics behind his jump hook, Bill Walton will say he is the greatest human being in the history of Western Civilization, Kareem (PBUH) will give him his goggles and let him be known as "Cap", Tim Duncan (PBUH) will have the US Virgin Islands apply for statehood just for knowing him and Patrick Ewing will become prime minster of Jamaica after they see the fluidity and coordination of the Young Great One.


If my son grows to be 7"0, he will be this person, and I will make sure he never signs with the Lakers because you are an infidel of the post :birdman:
 

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The 100% '12 would BEAT the Dream Team.

Take out Harden for Rose.

Take out Griffin for Howard.

Take out Love for Bosh. (or don't)

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No they wouldn't. :beli:
 
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