i give it to urkel. looking at these particular ethers and not the whole plot of the show, i think "YOU sleep in the baaath tub!" is way more G that "ummm...*ahem* say, please.".
the fact that Carlton kept it so calm and collected made his more G though. Urkel was too emotional, Carlton was strictly business
maybe breh.....but Carlton didnt know ol girl for 5 mins before he checked her. Urkel had been gettin dumped on by Laura for YEARS before he finally manned up. He had alot of anger bottled up. Urk was maybe about 1 day away from slappin Laura.....she told him to sleep in the BATHTUB breh. The tub! A dirty motel tub!