Urgent recall issued for solar eclipse glasses

[MoneyBags]

My eyes! The goggles…they do nothing!

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

Make sure yall sign up for that incoming class action lawsuit in about a year.

Ima steal a
Pair from work and say I bought them

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

If you lost your vision during the April 2024 solar eclipse, a settlement may be waiting for you. Call Breh and Brehs Associates to find out if you have a case today.

 

[DetroitEWarren]

Seeing this just as my eyes caught fire with the pair I got. It's over

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Ima steal a
Pair from work and say I bought them

I'm not even gon steal none. How would they know

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Even today you could get..i got a pair this morning at Grand Army Plaza

Oh word? They said they didn’t have anymore

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Seeing this just as my eyes caught fire with the pair I got. It's over

Yes blindness to all of Trump's enemies


Trump holy man, was able to view the 2017 eclipse and keep full eyesight. Truly blessed

 

[Buckeye Fever]

⠏⠁⠺⠛⠎⠀⠋⠕⠗⠀⠇⠊⠋⠑

Somehow, I deciphered

 

[Rell]

If you lost your vision during the April 2024 solar eclipse, a settlement may be waiting for you. Call Breh and Brehs Associates to find out if you have a case today.

 

[BaileyPark31]

so whoever didnt catch this last minute is fukked

They announced this shyt like 10 minutes before it starts

 

[Arcavian]

These glasses aint shyt

 

[Peter Popoff]

These glasses aint shyt

Them shıts is 3d glasses.

 

[No Homo]

Oh word? They said they didn’t have anymore

oh damn..i went soon as they opened

 

[cheek100]

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

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