Update page 11: Brehs I accidentally ate weed cookies 24 minutes ago and idk what to do.

[TheGhost215]

This thread really had me out here tellin my girl "I am comfortable and I love you" on a daily basis

 

[Ronnie Macho]

That's way too real

You giving me flashbacks I've tried to start my microwave with my car keys before

 

[EARFQUAKE]

I'm triggered but this is an amazing thread

 

[MF budz]

Holy shyt you about to ZOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone

Just remember when your heart is about to fly out your chest u just high. Don't embarrass yourself and call 911 cuz you will feel like a jack ass when you sober up

My girls mom ate one at cedar point and did this exact shyt. Had her riding in the ambulance golf cart

 

[The M.I.C.]

Thread of the Year candidate.

 

[The M.I.C.]

It's been hours since he posted, breh on the side of the highway running home like

Asking for directions at the gas station like

His bro spotted him at Arby's now they're in there like

One lone breh in the cut looking at these brehs like

Meanwhile back at the office, his homegirl is like

 

[Cheese McNair]

Yeah this was a classic

 

[Dre Space Age]

ever tried fukking during an edible high

 

[Recca Gatsby]

I'm scared cause im worried

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

Edibles man
I been smacked off that shyt once and i swear i washed an ENTIRE sink full of dishes and wiped down my counter straightened up n shyt to get my mind off how high i was..looked up at the clock and not even a full 45 seconds had gone by

faaaaaaaaaam i know thee exact feeling. sooo crazy how slow time seems to move forward

 

[Fani Willis fan]

When nikkas say cookie(s) or brownie(s) plural that shyt scares me.
Just half an edible sometimes make me feel like I'm losing my mind

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

last time it happened I did somehow end up in the hospital and they gave me bout 3MGs of Ativan. I got brought home, passed out for about ten hours and woke up and couldn't remember shyt.

lmao im fukk up off the girl scout cookies RN (i vape now) and myyy god i know how you feel.....so i vaped some cannabis for the first time in like 10 years the other month. I just got my cannabis card in toronto. anyway....i vaped .2 of sensi star a 205 THC strain. then i took about 5mg of thc oil by eating it. anyway about an hour later life litterally felt like after image after, after image. i mean i had never experienced life in such slow motion. scary stuff but i had to tell myself i was just really high. anyway, i experienced 5 minutes like it was 2 hours and it was torturous. but i did it another time and was fine, my body just wasn't used to the influx of THC. try it again within a few days of trying.

 

[Brehcepticon]

This thread ain't in the Rafters yet?

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

Edibles are demonic. That shyt will have you in the most powerful state of high for HOURS. 8-12 hours just as high as can be and that bytch won't let off, you can sleep, eat, shower, it'll still be high intensity no matter what you try to do. Next day your brain and body feel like it spent a week on the space station. It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't last so long. 2-3 hours then taper off, but that shyt is 0-200 and stay at 200, deep in the red for 10 hours.

girl scout COOKIES! i'm floating right now. breh that 0-200 analogy is the truest shyt. and it's 1000 percent worse with a strain that produces an intense body high like purple kush. geezus christ i could feel every nerve ending tingling. fukking demonic.

 

[Deep_Black_Conscious]

I'm back at work fellas


Soooooo here is how things went yesterday....

After I ate them things my homegirl came to me and told me they had weed in them. I told her I thought the were regular spice flavored cookies ( she makes all type of weird desserts but they usually be good) and she basically said nah you fukked up

I ended up just dipn from work cause I didn't want to lose my job. I told my boss I had diarrhea through an email and left

I don't know what part of the drive home they kicked in but man they did I would go over bumps in the road but felt like my car never came back down to touching the road

I got to my apartment and started walking in which felt like a mile away. When I finally got to my door it was locked so I sat next to it and almost cried cause I thought somebody locked me out cause I was being irresponsible. I knew I needed to eat to offset the thc but I was too scared to go driving again so I just looked at my keys and debated.

Thats when I remembered I locked my door this morning cause ya know that's what ppl do when they leave their crib

So I get in and immediately start trying to make a sandwich but I couldn't move fast enough.

After this things get blurry and all I remember was my cat looking at me from across the room disgusted at my actions like



My fiancé said when she found me I was a sleep in our bed with a piece of bread tucked in next to me

Apparently I called her and told her what happened (don't remember)

And apparently I also posted an update to here (don't remember)

Moral of the story is don't do drugs and don't eat food other people at your job made