UPDATE, HE'S OPEN: Social media rains scorn on Joel Osteen for closing megachurch after hurricane

[InfinateOpulance]

I gave this dude your money and I gave you a flood. Stop praying for me to change my plan.

Your gimmick is annoying. Stop it. You're worse than reaper of threads.

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

People like you want it to be true that there is no higher being or we're here just because so bad.. it's truly mind boggling to me that there are people in the world who honestly believe we just magically appeared and we have no actual purpose. Instead of explaining with actual evidence WHY you don't agree with what I'm saying, you'll just call it gibberish and say I'm wasting your time. I doubt you even took the time to read and analyze anything I posted.

Because instad of being objective and admitting what a bunch of gibberish these 'holy books' are would rather waste time on this pointless bullshyt that ultimately serve no purpose.

No one knows if there's a higher being or not and I'd rather not take my evidence for it from books written millenias before from people who didn't know much about this world. I have more respect for that fool who was talking about parrots and extinct animals and what not

I mean for fukk sake, you're mixing up christianity, hinduism and probably paganism and who knows what else to try to juelz.gif your way out of this. I doubt people who wrote the bible millenias ago had this shyt on mind

I don't need fantasy fluff and whatnot I'll stick to rational and logical thinking. Thank you

 

[Chubbs]

Because instad of being objective and admitting what a bunch of gibberish these 'holy books' are would rather waste time on this pointless bullshyt that ultimately serve no purpose.

No one knows if there's a higher being or not and I'd rather not take my evidence for it from books written millenias before from people who didn't know much about this world. I have more respect for that fool who was talking about parrots and extinct animals and what not

I mean for fukk sake, you're mixing up christianity, hinduism and probably paganism and who knows what else to try to juelz.gif your way out of this. I doubt people who wrote the bible millenias ago had this shyt on mind

I don't need fantasy fluff and whatnot I'll stick to rational and logical thinking. Thank you

You're so close minded and want to believe life has no purpose so bad, that you can't see that the Gematria system is clearly used to make rational and logical sense of the Bible and other religious practices by simply reading between the lines.

If you weren't so damn close minded and actually studied the religions you're denouncing, you'll come to the realization that most of them talk about the same things, just with different names attached.

The birth of Buddha was due to Maya's impregnation in the spiritual realm.

"I met nobody. The only thing that happened was a big gust of wind which lifted my buckskin dress. The sun was shining." The old woman said: "I think you are going to have a sun child. Geesis, the sun, is the only one who could have done it, so you will be the mother of a sun child." -Ojibwe Indians, one of the largest Indigenous ethnic groups north of the Rio Grande

The Phrygian God Attis, who is often illustrated with the rays of the sun behind his head, was born to a virgin mother.

The Egyptian Goddess Isis was impregnated by the ghost of Osiris, giving birth to the sky God Horus.

Jesus, the son of God, was born to virgin Mary.

There are numerous other examples of ancient practices and stories within different cultures that mention impregnation without intercourse, and the sun being significant. Stop being close minded and do some research. I doubt you even know anything about other religions or cultural practices outside of Christianity. And I also doubt you've ever read the Bible or any other religious books in it's entirety. Of course talking animals, impregnation without intercourse, turning water into wine, etc doesn't make any logical sense. Which is why you need to read between the lines, and when doing so you'll find connections that actually do make logical and rational sense.

 

[The Minister Of Culture]

I'm not even religious at all, but I believe in spirituality. I believe these ancient religions were created by geniuses and encrypted through numerology and symbolism. In order to find the truth, you must first crack the code. The thing about this is, you can't COINCIDENTALLY add up a bunch of random numbers and find logical connections.

I believe we are all Gods and through the raising of the Kundalini we are able to achieve higher consciousness or transcendence/enlightenment.

7 Number English Gematria System:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
AB C D E FG H I J K L M
NO P Q R ST UVWX Y Z

Kundalini = 28
Holy Bible = 28

Twenty Eight = 7 + 4 + 5 + 1 + 7 + 2 + 5 + 5 + 7 + 6 + 7 = 56

Adam (28) + Eve (28) = 56
Mother (26) + Father (30) = 56
This refers to the merging of the two opposites within yourself - Finding the true purpose of life; higher consciousness, self awareness, and enlightenment.

If you add up the number of petals on the lotus of each chakra, you get 1050

Earth = 5 + 1 + 5 + 7 + 6 = 24
But when multiplied = 5 x 1 x 5 x 7 x 6 = 1050
Heaven = 6 x 5 x 1 x 5 x 5 x 1 = 750

1050 (Earth) + 750 (Heaven) = 1800

The heart pumps 1800 (Earth + Heaven) gallons of blood in a 24 hour period.
Heart is an anagram for Earth if you move the H.

There are 12 petals on the lotus of the heart chakra, also known as Anahata.

Twelve = 7 + 4 + 5 + 2 + 5 + 5 = 28
Kundalini = 3 + 6 + 1 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 5 + 1 + 5 = 28
The key to transcendence or finding your true self is within the heart.

The Kundalini is made up of three things, the chakras, the Gunas, and the paths.

Holy Bible = 6 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 5 + 2 + 2 + 8 = 28
Kundalini also totals to 28, as mentioned previously

If you total the names of each chakra (Sahasrara, Ajna, Vishuddha, Anahata, Manipura, and Muladhara), you get 199.
If you total the names of the Gunas (Tamas, Rajas, and Sattva), you get 60.
If you total the names of each path (Ida, Sushumna, and Pingala), you get 63.

Chakras (199) + Gunas (60) + Paths (63) = 322

322 ± 28 (Kundalini) = 350
You = 2 + 2 + 6 = 10
350 + You (10) = 360
360 degrees represents the completion of the circle, in other words, whole or holy.

Most of the secret societies that people in positions of power are belonged to are aware of this knowledge but their intentions are sinister. Those people are evil and have no heart (the key to transcending).
If you look at the logo of the Skull and Bones society, you'll notice the number 322 at the bottom of it. They are aware.

Spoiler

WTF IS THIS? :dahellbill:

Come on man, stop wasting my time like this

 

[Chubbs]

You can laugh all you want, but can you debunk anything I'm saying with actual evidence?

 

[Danie84]

Lstien, next contestant on that Summer Jam Screen

...Billy Graham would never

VULGAR

 

[Devilinurear]

You can laugh all you want, but can you debunk anything I'm saying with actual evidence?

Numbers are made up magic. How can we have negative numbers if God is positive.

 

[Chubbs]

Numbers are made up magic. How can we have negative numbers if God is positive.

Where did you get that idea?
Numbers and mathematics, which is also used to decode everything, is as old as humanity itself, and if you were to Google "Who created math?" you'd just end up in a rabbit hole and never find a specific name because it's something that is embedded within nature and man didn't just invent it.

 

[Devilinurear]

Where did you get that idea?
Numbers and mathematics, which is also used to decode everything, is as old as humanity itself, and if you were to Google "Who created math?" you'd just end up in a rabbit hole and never find a specific name because it's something that is embedded within nature and man didn't just invent it.

How can negative numbers exist? How can you have less the nothing? It is all bullshyt. Half numbers is bullshyt too. If I cut a melon in half do I have half a melon or two? It is made up bullshyt fam wake up.

 

[levitate]

This guy really lives in a $10 million home?

 

[Sunalmighty]

This guy really lives in a $10 million home?

10.5 from what I've heard.

 

[Doobie Doo]

Can somebody create a for Olsteen?

Call it NO Olsteen or Nolsteen


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[porque]

 

[Quasi]

BRUH


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[AmenhotepIV]

So was the church flooded or nah