Update: Manafort Ch.1 : Ukraine (Tales of the Mueller investigation told through smilies)

[Orbital-Fetus]

Comey: Excuse me Mueller but we gotta talk. I just had dinner with Trump and shyt got weird

Mueller: You had dinner with Trump and didn't expect it to be weird? Stop wasting my time and get outta here

Comey: I ain't playing, playa...I know that I could have done some things better in the past but you gotta listen

Trump straight up flexed on me

He asked for my personal loyalty.

Mueller: Yo, stop playing. What did you tell him?

Comey: I told him "I promise to be honest"

Mueller: I bet he didn't like that

Comey: I swear, Mueller

...this dude is on some other shyt. But I got something else to drop on you. I have memos documenting everything.

Mueller: My Man!

Mccabe: Hey, I just got fired

Mueller: Say word?

Mccabe: A day before I would have earned my pension

But I'm gonna clap back

Mueller: Whatcha got there you little rascal?

Mccabe: I got memos too!

Mueller:

 

[wickedsm]

 

[Renkz]

 

[MrWestGrand]

 

[Tribaligenesis]

 

[DrexlersFade]

 

[mc_brew]

7

 

[CBSkyline]

 

[Joe Sixpack]

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

need some Trump smiley ether now.

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

5'd before reading, dapped, repped

 

[LeVraiPapi]

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

made a bunch of new Mueller, Comey and Mccabe smilies for this.
jacked two or three from other posters.

what i want to do is make this a thread where various chapters from the Mueller investigation are retold with smilies.
i decided that the the FBI firings would be the first chapter i tried.
i had to look up pics that i could turn into smilies for the story.

i plan on doing more.
they will not be in chronological order.
if anyone else wants to contribute, please pick any part of this dumpster fire and make a smiley chapter of your own.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]