Undertaker money problems is the reason why he can't retire

[supertrekker]

Simple solution. Make a sex tape. Cuss racist shyt on it. Let it leak online. Sue the website. Money problems solved.

"BROTHERRRR"

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Paul Bearer was useless

 

[PortCityProphet]

Maybe he should ask his republican buddies for a handout

 

[supertrekker]

Paul Bearer was useless

someone had hold the urn

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

I call bullshyt

 

[YakSpiller]

 

[LastManStanding]

dudes with money have GOT to fukking learn that no matter how much you love your girl, she will steal that shyt from you in a heartbeat if things go south. you absolutely have to protect yourself .... and a prenup isn't always the answer depending on what state you live in ..... if you're making over $500k per year (actually, really anyone just making damn good money) and you don't have a side trust account setup somewhere like in South Dakota, Delaware, off shore, etc. (Google is your friend men ) then you already lost.

there are trust accounts in certain states and countries that are iron clad and ain't NOBODY getting access to that shyt other than you and whoever you put on it... regardless of why a marriage ended. it doesn't matter.... absolutely no one can touch that shyt if you don't have them listed on the trust ....

 

[supertrekker]

Dude is a redneck from Texas. They ain't sukkas for a pretty face. Give'em a blonde with a decent body and their game.

 

[NOSaintsFan02]

Put some chalk white makeup on her and she would have made a great deadman female Taker.

 

[BK The Great]

Guess he donated too much of his salary to Trump's presidential campaigning

 

[TrueEpic08]

“Dead Man Talking” episode example

Taker: “...so I ran into the chick over at the hotel bar after the show. Now I’m not, you know, the one to let just any ring rat rustle with my rooster but I had a few shots of Jamison in me already, and truth be told, you know, she was lookin’ like a young, uhhh, Reba McEntire. And uh, like I like to say you know, ain’t nothing like a red head to get that head red, you know...”

Random Black Co-Host: “Ay you already know! “

Seriously though, I understand the loyalty Taker has to Vince, and I’m sure whatever he was offered was a lot, but a 15 year contract...Mark shouldn’t close himself off like that. I honestly felt he could’ve started a little mini-empire like some already said (appearances, podcast, comics, acting, an actual book, etc)

You totally missed the obvious joke here: Jenna Jameson on Her Past With Undertaker, Fears He'd Kidnap Her

Didn't know Undertaker could date down, but goddammit he found a way.

 

[Playaz Eyez]

bytch looks like Woody Harrellson

 

[White City Black]

DEBT MAN WALKING

I'm gonna pay, I'm gonna pay.
Get those lawyers off of my back!
I'm gonna pay, I'm gonna pay.
Just keep your hands of my stack!
I'm gonna pay, I'm gonna pay.
I'm have no money left in my account.
I'm gonna pay, I'm gonna pay.
Cuffing season put me down for the count!
I'm gonna pay, I'm gonna pay.
I'm gonna pay, I'm gonna pay.

Yooo the intro of the Titantron where they cut between shots of Taker with the shades and long coat and shots of his ex wives and court papers

I think it was WrestleCon last year

I think Starrcast as well, that was gonna be a big one before Vince got him out that

Looking like one of them Crackhead Confessions jawns be telling their life story then sucking that redneck guy’s dikk in the video. That or a tough faced tranny

You totally missed the obvious joke here: Jenna Jameson on Her Past With Undertaker, Fears He'd Kidnap Her

Forgot all about this but yea I read that shyt long time ago. Once again Markkk Callaway needs to gon and write that GOAT wrestling book

 

[NYChase718]

Maybe he should ask his republican buddies for a handout

He gave all of his money to them in donations
He cant ask for it back

 

[DaHNIC82]

Most underrated post in the thread. Read that whole paragraph like Taker