Underrated Chappelle's Show Sketches

[CEO of Morgan Industries]

People don't talk about Blackzilla very much, but that sketch always kills me.

"Brown snake turn into brown stick."

"That's no stick, honey."

Also, Davezilla fukks Mt. Fuji and then promises to call it later after having a post-coital cigarette that he lights in the embers of the mountain's lava.

Kills me every time.

Also, speaking of Mos Def:

Cornrow Wallace: "Y'all nikkas need to cook up cocaine wif bking soda and sell it. All the best, Cornrow. P.S.: PRRRRRRRRRRR"

That shyt is hilarious.

 

[IgnorantDwayneWayne]

Me n my nikkas still say “ dats the ooold price “ so many Lil gems.

 

[FreedMind]

I forgot all about this.

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

"Spaghetti! Spaghetti! Spaghetti!"

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Mos Def note telling his gang to sell coke

 

[FreedMind]

"Spaghetti! Spaghetti! Spaghetti!"

I was just saying spaghetti like Dave not too long ago, and I couldn't remember where I got it from. Asked my friends, and all I could think of was maybe it was one of the scary movie films, I remember they spoofed 8 mile as well.

Came across it randomly today.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I gotta be honest, alot of this shyt aint underrated

This

 

[b. woods]

Does anyone have the gif of doing the lil dance with the bottles from the Roc-A-Pads skit?

 

[b. woods]

Fisticuffs

(beat starts up)

WHATTTT?!

UHHHH?!

TURN MY HEADPHONES UP!

I'M SERIOUS, nikka, TURN DEM shytS UP!

TURN EM UP!

..... HOLD UP!

I'M SERIOUS, nikka! I CAN'T HEAR OUTTA THIS EAR! TURN MY HEADPHONES UP!

 

[b. woods]

(raises left hand) This one, nikka

This my left, TURN IT UP!

(beat drops)

Why you drop the beat out, man?

(beat resumes)

Aight, here I go.

You ready to rock it?!

You ready to see how we do on the streets?!

Aight. Make that beat drop.

(drumroll)

nikka, I said "drop", not "drumroll".

 

[b. woods]

screaming on the producer for those "defective" headphones:

I'M SAYIN, nikka! :thisdudehere: YOU CAN'T JUST PUT VELVET IN THE shyt AND THINK THEY NICE HEADPHONES!!! (throws down headphones in disgust)

 

[OmegaK2099]

"...Titty Residue!!!"

 

[Jerz-2]

That dance he does when the old asian woman turns into the fine one is still emulated by me and the brehs

Yoooo...that broke ass "Harlem Shake" that Ty Biggums does after he steals the lady's radio, gone off that Red Balls




I be doin that shyt often when I get good news or summ.

 

[Jerz-2]

I agree with this Season 1 is slept on the gang shyt was phenomenalBking soda

Signed,
Cornrolla


P.s. Brrrrrrr

"Yo....y'all kneegas kneed to cook up...."

shyt be having me every single time!

 

[Jerz-2]

Black Bush is SLEPT onI got 40 Naaaaationnss ready to roll son!!!
"Like who?"
Who the fukk said that?!

GOAT status....THIS part had me legit CRYING the first time I saw it