Uncle Rockus Baywatch reviews are coming in (HINT: it's trash)

[CM_Burns]

I don't see it flopping. I don't see huge numbers, but it'll do OK. Marketing this one to women was a wise idea. Porn on your smart phone kills the original Baywatch draw.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Eh, I'll just wait for the gifs of the fine ass women.

 

[R=G]

First day

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

So is Rock supposed to be David Hasselloff?

 

[James Dean]

Rock isn't in it to make good movies, just like he didn't come back to face Cena to have good matches

Nah.

Its pretty clear Rock is out there having fun with it though. But even with that said, dude got some underrated roles/ movies under his belt.

And, Man yall be underrating the fukk out of at least the Rock/Cena 1 match up

 

[Larry]

movie is funny but stupid.. but knows that its stupid


youll enjoy it if you're into american pie type dumb comedy



Just a warning though, theres way too many dikks in this movie. like actual dikks

 

[HipHopStan]

I don't see it flopping. I don't see huge numbers, but it'll do OK. Marketing this one to women was a wise idea. Porn on your smart phone kills the original Baywatch draw.

It's going up against Pirates.

 

[Da King]

I'm glad to see Uncle Tom Johnson is breaking bread with all his marks with that production profit

 

[Golayitdown]

Had low expectations for the movie, but it's probably still a decent popcorn flick. I wasn't planning to catch it in the theaters, but I will watch once it's out on Blu-ray.

 

[CBoz]

So is Rock supposed to be David Hasselloff?

Actually yes, a lot of the names of the characters from the TV show are used in the movie. The Rock character has the same name as Hasselhoff's so you gotta believe he's supposed to be him.

 

[Spyro]

I normally enjoy Rock movies and this looks pretty funny, fukk the critics

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

i'll wait til its on viooz