Ya acting like unc was an experienced drill driver or some shyt. His life was probably as chill as it could get up until this moment in life, he was crying and ya out here expecting him to know what to do during a drill…. No mentions of dude leaving his other man and not even worried about him but ya discussing what the driver should have did. shyt is almost as bad as victim shaming… coli.com
“In a world where everything seemed ordinary… where every ride was routine… one Uber driver’s life was as peaceful as it could be… until one fateful day, when he picked up the wrong customer.”
(Quick cut to a scene of the driver checking his rearview mirror, eyes widening in surprise.)
“Meet Unc, the most average driver in the city, with dreams no bigger than a five-star rating and a clean car.”
(Cut to Unc laughing with happy passengers, playing calm music in his car.)
“But all that is about to change…”
(Cue ominous music. Cut to nephew entering the car.)
“This summer, get ready for a ride you won’t forget.”
(Montage of high-speed chases, narrowly avoided collisions, and Unc screaming.)
“One man… one car… and one customer… who turns his world upside down.”
(Cut to the customer sharpening his cutlery in the backseat.)
“It’s an adventure that will take him from the city streets to the edge of insanity.”
(Scenes of explosions, Unc navigating through crowded streets, and comedic moments of him trying to stay calm.)
“Hold on tight… for the wildest ride of your life.”
(A final shot of Unc looking exasperated but determined.)
“UberDriver: Life’s Not Fare. Coming soon to a theater near you.”
(Voiceover: “Get ready for the fare of your life.”)⬤
They said "get the driver!" and dude was STILL just sitting there with his foot on the brake...
