Unc forgot it was tv and not a barber shop

[nairdas]

Yeah y'all being a bunch of pussies in here. This is literally how men talk half the time. Why y'all being shocked? You nikkas must not have friends at all.

 

[The God Poster]

true story tho…I was fukking this white chic on the couch downstairs (light gray)…wasn’t my first time messing with her…started off talking to her sister but me and her ended up connecting…this was at my old house when I first moved out here…missionary…she was probably the only small-framed chic I really messed with as far as height and body size…I thought I heard her p*ssy “fart”…nothing to me kept going…afterward bullshytted a bit then she got dressed and I dropped her home…came back and sat on the floor at the foot of the couch to watch TV…eventually noticed a very small brownish spot on the couch…almost looked like somebody spilled a small amount of prune juice on it…was about to touch it but low key suspected what it was cuz I remembered hearing her p*ssy “fart” when I was beating it…so I smelled it…and that’s the end of that story



I heard this is something that can happen during orgasm so I’ll go with that…this is a story I have no problem telling online to some random ppl while completely anonymous…this is not a story I’d share publicly much less on TV

@sniff is your new name

 

[Sterling Archer]

Asking a man what position he likes to have sex in is gay

He didn't ask what he likes, he asked what was the position the woman was in regarding the story.

 

[old pig]

You know people been saying that right? Like for 20 something years

???

you realized I said it too?

I only used the quotation marks cuz it’s not an actual fart even tho I use the phrase

 

[old pig]

@sniff is your new name

 

[old pig]

exactly.... shannon stay lyin to kick it

I don’t buy into those rumors man lmao

 

[threattonature]

I’m confused what y’all want football nikkas to talk about, y’all not related to these nikkas, they not thought leaders or activists, they retired football nikkas shooting the shyt, that whole show they did nothing but laugh and joke and y’all got y’all’s panties in a bunch over a sex joke

And old nikkas 100% talk like that so I don’t know where all this elder shyt or grandfathers shouldn’t talk like that is coming from

FACTS. I remember being around my pops and his people and they'd be having these convos. I'd be mad as hell like nikka this my momma you talking about lol.

 

[3:30]

true story tho…I was fukking this white chic on the couch downstairs (light gray)…wasn’t my first time messing with her…started off talking to her sister but me and her ended up connecting…this was at my old house when I first moved out here…missionary…she was probably the only small-framed chic I really messed with as far as height and body size…I thought I heard her p*ssy “fart”…nothing to me kept going…afterward bullshytted a bit then she got dressed and I dropped her home…came back and sat on the floor at the foot of the couch to watch TV…eventually noticed a very small brownish spot on the couch…almost looked like somebody spilled a small amount of prune juice on it…was about to touch it but low key suspected what it was cuz I remembered hearing her p*ssy “fart” when I was beating it…so I smelled it…and that’s the end of that story



I heard this is something that can happen during orgasm so I’ll go with that…this is a story I have no problem telling online to some random ppl while completely anonymous…this is not a story I’d share publicly much less on TV

You a nasty MF

Knowin damn well you knew what that was

 

[rabbid]

goddam, unc giving them hoes hell!

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

That's a line from a Rudy Ray Moore joke called Mr. Big dikk


Here it is @2:56

Yeah... It was a nod to Rudy Ray Moore.... but new nikkas with weak constitution will come in here and feign some type of psuedo outrage

 

[Cheese McNair]

???

you realized I said it too?

I only used the quotation marks cuz it’s not an actual fart even tho I use the phrase

Oh my bad. The quotation marks threw me off

 

[Braman]

I really supported Shay as a black elder we can look up to and learn from how he navigated the corporate side after his nfl career. But this shyt is a bad look. Looks like one of those “influencers” who say any and everything just to maintain relevance. OG not building a legacy anymore at this point. Just looking for viral sound bites to keep the clicks coming.

Ahhhh shudup

I wish I could find the clip but Patrice O’Neal was so ahead of his time. Years ago he called out a dude reacting to his joke and said dudes are becoming sisified and he was the last Neanderthal . Men are not supposed to be shocked and appalled and politically correct with other men.

 

[Sad Bunny]

He’s 60. Smh.

 

[Savvir]

Ahhhh shudup

I wish I could find the clip but Patrice O’Neal was so ahead of his time. Years ago he called out a dude reacting to his joke and said dudes are becoming sisified and he was the last Neanderthal . Men are not supposed to be shocked and appalled and politically correct with other men.

when a man is a public figure and speaks publicly.... we are definitely supposed to have an opinion...

you new nikkas think everything should be said out in the open because you dont hold any positions in your own community...

you dont hold any status in your circle...

if you did, you would understand what im saying... goofy

 

[Sad Bunny]

I’m confused what y’all want football nikkas to talk about, y’all not related to these nikkas, they not thought leaders or activists, they retired football nikkas shooting the shyt, that whole show they did nothing but laugh and joke and y’all got y’all’s panties in a bunch over a sex joke

And old nikkas 100% talk like that so I don’t know where all this elder shyt or grandfathers shouldn’t talk like that is coming from

He can talk like this. Just don’t record it

He works for espn. He can be professional and not act like a walking twitter post.