I can't believe I watched this raging dumpster fire.
Rembert Brown nailed it...
http://grantland.com/hollywood-pros...-saved-by-the-bell-story-that-wasnt-terrible/
"There was no enjoyment to be had. Tidbits like learning of Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Lark Voorhies’s relationship did not elicit the oohs and aahs that they were certainly designed to cause. Because it’s 2014. And genuinely, who cares? It’s like learning, 20 years later, that one drawer in your kitchen that you thought didn’t open actually did open. And inside were plastic spoons."
"If you haven’t seen film-that-shall-no-longer-be-named, this isn’t one of those “I just want to see how bad it is” moments. It’s not reminiscent of when someone says, “Oh my god, this smells terrible,” and then you still smell it because humans love shared experiences. This is not that. This is the made-for-TV version of Kevin Ware’s leg breaking."
Rembert Brown nailed it...
http://grantland.com/hollywood-pros...-saved-by-the-bell-story-that-wasnt-terrible/
"There was no enjoyment to be had. Tidbits like learning of Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Lark Voorhies’s relationship did not elicit the oohs and aahs that they were certainly designed to cause. Because it’s 2014. And genuinely, who cares? It’s like learning, 20 years later, that one drawer in your kitchen that you thought didn’t open actually did open. And inside were plastic spoons."
"If you haven’t seen film-that-shall-no-longer-be-named, this isn’t one of those “I just want to see how bad it is” moments. It’s not reminiscent of when someone says, “Oh my god, this smells terrible,” and then you still smell it because humans love shared experiences. This is not that. This is the made-for-TV version of Kevin Ware’s leg breaking."