Uber Driver almost got me jammed up.....

maxamusa

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I get picked up in a rav 4.....my driver is on a FaceTime with 4 other people somehow. :ohhh:

Its linked to the speakers and they're all speaking Dominican linked to the speakers :francis:



He lowers it and starts bullshytting with me asking me how I'm doing....my plans and all that....I act standoffish and tell him I don't feel like chatting and pop in the air pods. He continues to ramble anyway(sorry not sorry I don't like chatting with drivers unless I'm out of town or over seas):gucci:

not even 5 minutes into my 25 minute ride breh is tailgating TF out of everyone and almost hit a double parked amazon van :damn:

he's more focused on his face time call then driving.....I barked on him did you not see that van? KEEP YOUR EYES UP ON THE ROAD N GET OFF FACE TIME :what:


He doesn't respond well to that comment....now I'm stressed and I start ripping the pen....I'm not religious; but, I'm thinking about my regrets in life and my loved ones...this might be it.....




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imagine that your boy @maxamusa going out in a fukking rav4 :snoop:

then we hit a light with a clear "NO RIGHT ON RED SIGN"....what does this dummy do.....bangs a right with no signal......



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FML.



I tell him PEACE I'm out. I hop out the whip and get on the sidewalk and now the cop starts issuing me orders :dahell:


Next thing I know I'm handing over my ID and sitting on the sidewalk.......now I'm LATE AF to where I gotta go.

A 25 minute ride turned into a whole hour ordeal.... :mad:


luckily your boy is currently clean as a whistle.....but lesson is.....when you let another man whip the wheel....HE CONTROLS YOUR FATE :ufdup:


The cop was on go-time 2....if you dirty at all that shyt is for the birds.....all these AI self driving rideshares and Ubers are for the MF birds. :camby:


thats my rant; end of story.
 

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Why didnt you chat with him? Some small talk could have saved your day. :dead:

How? by me telling him how to drive :gucci:


breh sometimes you pay for a service and just want that service.
if I pay for a lap dance I don't want to hear nothing but the cheeks clapping smell me :dahell:


you a driver; shut the fukk up and get me to my location........read the room
 

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Didnt one of these services had it to where you could check "i dont want to talk" on the app before they picked you up?

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The feature is free and available on Uber Black and Uber Black SUV premium rides

Pay that premium OP and you wont get such low tier drivers that talk to you and put your life in danger :hhh:
 

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Dog 😭😭😭😭

Since y'all posted that top car list in each state list I been seeing so many rav-4 and crv's

Before that thread I thought rav 4 got discontinued in like 2010

Wasn't paying them shyts NO mind 🤣

Def don't wanna die in one
 

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Saw the thread title and immediately thought it had to be some Dominican cat the uber and then I read this

I get picked up in a rav 4.....my driver is on a FaceTime with 4 other people somehow. :ohhh:
:russ: Yup sounds like Dominicans cats 🤣🤣🤣 nikkas was prob on WhatsApp 🤣
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Wyd you get out the car during a stop, and think that was gonna work out well for you. Shoulda stayed in the car and told the cop to kiss your azz if he asks for ID.
 
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