U an alien visiting Earth and all you know is what you have read in TLR...

[Orbital-Fetus]

I'd be black excellence. Despise CACs. 6'2" 220lbs great shape 12 inches of cock meat. Mid 20's male who don't trust black females or simps but for PAWGs. It Certs stacked on It certs. I'd be located in L.A.

I wouldn't know the exact location of **** but my sworn mission would be to hunt froggie and T.O.S.

Turn Heel like @Kind Gentleman

I'd pregnate all the bad bytches like @Cat piss martini

fukkery would be a foot.

Phrases or most commonly used words:
Get married, brehs
Whats that thang smell like?
Lets be reality for a sec
PAWGs and CACs
Its so demonic, Friend
Yo momma ain't shyt


I'd Walk like:

Hunt PAWGs like:

Most commonly used face expressions:

 

[Da Jungles]

I'd be black excellence. Despise CACs. 6'2" 220lbs great shape 12 inches of cock meat. Mid 20's male who don't trust black females or simps but for PAWGs. It Certs stacked on It certs. I'd be located in L.A.

I wouldn't know the exact location of **** but my sworn mission would be to hunt froggie and T.O.S.

Turn Heel like @Kind Gentleman

I'd pregnate all the bad bytches like @Cat piss martini

fukkery would be a foot.

Phrases or most commonly used words:
Get married, brehs
Whats that thang smell like?
Lets be reality for a sec
PAWGs and CACs
Its so demonic, Friend
Yo momma ain't shyt


I'd Walk like:

Hunt PAWGs like:

Most commonly used face expressions:

Classic!!!

 

[Dwolf]

I thought It could mean pretty or phat? The p in my pawg, stands for pretty

You definition is wrong. Phat

 

[MekaCatt]

You definition is wrong. Phat

Ok

 

[Cat piss martini]

I'd report back to my planet that:
we should never abduct black women,derek "limp dikk in the booty" **** is a shape
shifting cheek peeler,everyone makes over 100k,we must have pawgs,
breh must be a term of enderment,single mothers destroy empires,
smell the thang,kill white people,make smilies,clone morris day and destroy mankind
as soon as our fleets fist fukk earth of all of her natural resources...
(and save every chicken and bird of close taste and texture)